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Team Budweiser
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 Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:13:26 AM
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Celebrity Boxing matches to visit Nascar?
Why not Playboy has been cruising the garages for Playmates!
Go Go Playboy!!!...Goodyears sux, should have stuck with tires...LOL
(See Nascar 2003 Banquet post on Goodyear condom specifications)
Fans have enough $$$ to get up for Nascar Celebrity Boxing Matches,
We can get some great sponsors to pony up the big bucks...
Brian France against Tonya Harding...I'd put my money on Tonya....
At least she's smarter than Brian, and a school of Mackerel's, and those marketing feminist that think they will take over NASCAR...
Tonya will put Brian and those feminist in their right place, They'll be Cooking her next dinner at her beckon request.
Tony Stewart against Robert "Bootie" Barker, a good match for Tony...
My money would defintely be on "Bootie"...He Da Man!!!
He's in much better shape and is twice the man that Tony could ever imagine...Prove me wrong?...
Who has more "COURAGE"? BOOTIE IS THE MAN!
Tony should take note, and quit shaving his legs, and start on that Crappy AZZ Beard...At least Beaver's know how to be presentable.
Michael Waltrip against Rusty Wallace, that's a no money bet, a losing proposition either way, fairwell tour's a comin'...
Kinda like a two guys in straight jackets having a go at the "Fight Club"....HEARBREAK RIDGE WITH CLINT EASTWOOD SAYS IT ALL.
Kurt Busch against...Fatback McSwain!...I'd pay big $$$ Here!!!
Jimmy is a has been, but Kurt need's to go against a younger competitive Jimmy type, but we still need somebody three times Kurt's weight to give us a match from the past...
Fatback slammin' Kurt we would never forget that...Doh Rib Doctor!
Kevin Harvick against...Ricky Rudd, just because it would remind me of me trying to kick my Dad's AZZ...Did I get my AZZ kicked!!!
I'll never ever try that again... LOL!!!
But I think in this case the Son would be "Fiery Hot" and kick the Old Man's AZZ....Money odds would be fueled by the fans...
Odds makers need help on this one, Fan's jump in here!!!
John Andretti against Greg Biffle's crew chief Doug Richert, at least Doug won't have to wait for 5 or 6 re-takes of Greg spraying him with a soda to react, this one would be over quick.
I COULD GO ON AND ON...lets get creative here, there is a lot of opportunity here that Brian "DUMBASS" France never ever thought of...
Let's get Brian on the "Uncensored Jerry Springer Show", with some really pissed off fans...
That's my sportscenter...That's my Opinion..What's Your's???
Bring it>>>>>>>>>
TB.
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:21:44 AM
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LOL BOINK, to even think of having Brian on Jerry's Show, Brain would need a LEXAN cage similiar to the one in the movie WITH HANNIBLE LECTOR, for his own protection....
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crazygene
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 01:08:34 AM
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Brian 'Brain' (@Tuner)* France vs. Bruton Smith...10 rounds...winner owns all the tracks
In your Rudd-Harvick fight, my money is on the old man...Happy doesn't have anything to throw at him except his mouthpiece or gloves.
Popeye and Company vs. Justice League
(I read that both will be at races this year)
Free-for-all style (one heck of gang bang here)
or if individual fights
The Card:
Olive Oyl vs. Wonder Woman (WW wins hands down)
Wimpy vs. Captain America (Wimpy wins [TKO]...extra onions on burgers...Captain passes out from Wimpy breathing on him)
Bluto (Brutus) and Alice the Goon vs. Batman and Robin in first ever tag team Boxing Match (Alice KO's Robin in 4th round...then takes him to Outback Steakhouse after the fight for some Prime Rib(bing))
Eugene the Jeep  vs. Sue (?) the Invisible Girl  from the Fantastic Four (draw...nobody can see the fight)
Popeye vs. Superman (tough one to call...especially if Popeye has plenty of Spinach in his corner)
    
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Twister Racing
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 09:16:08 AM
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Ok, I have 2 nominees. 2 of our celebrities against 2 of their celebrities. Maybe even make it a tag team event!
Tony Stewart against a guy whom we don't know whether he is more fast or more furious, but one 1 thing about it he is: FAST-N-FURIOUS!!!! He says; now Tony, SHOW ME how you push people around!
Robbie Gordon against our emerging superstar of the PC Racing field, and even from our left coast. The 1, the only REMMEY. AKA FUGLY.
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U of L Cards
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 11:30:03 AM
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The macth-up I'd like to see D.Cope vs. Greg Liegey (FC Jerk)(President/Founder) Fantasy Sports Enterprises, Inc.
It's the only time everyone would put there $$ on Cope in the Cope Pool. The other I'd like to see is Jimmy Johnson and Bobby Hamilton Jr.'s Big Hootered wife. I bet would you would see a lot of biting and scratching.
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remmey
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 3:05:40 PM
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LOL Twister...Robby and I have already been nose to nose on more then one occasion...I guess it was the professionalism in me that made me hold back. That and the fact that I was racing a class 10 car and he was in a class 8 truck..his bumper was bigger then mine.
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Originally posted by Twister Racing
Ok, I have 2 nominees. 2 of our celebrities against 2 of their celebrities. Maybe even make it a tag team event!
Tony Stewart against a guy whom we don't know whether he is more fast or more furious, but one 1 thing about it he is: FAST-N-FURIOUS!!!! He says; now Tony, SHOW ME how you push people around!
Robbie Gordon against our emerging superstar of the PC Racing field, and even from our left coast. The 1, the only REMMEY. AKA FUGLY.
Check your local listings for schedule and tickets prices
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Four Wide Racing
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 3:13:39 PM
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Originally posted by U of L Cards
The macth-up I'd like to see D.Cope vs. Greg Liegey (FC Jerk)(President/Founder) Fantasy Sports Enterprises, Inc.
It's the only time everyone would put there $$ on Cope in the Cope Pool. The other I'd like to see is Jimmy Johnson and Bobby Hamilton Jr.'s Big Hootered wife. I bet would you would see a lot of biting and scratching.
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Big Hootered Wives......The BHW
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SpeedBump
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Posted - 04/30/2004 : 3:32:04 PM
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Two matches come to mind for me......
First it would be....JimmyOne punch Spencer versus Kurt Cry Baby Busch!!!
3 rounds for this one! Probably the limit for either figher!!
Second fight on the card would be.....Dale Pretty Boy Earnhardt Jr. versus Matt The Brat Kenseth!!
10 rounds, no knockdown rule!! Grudge match (Matt is the driver Jr. said he would most like to smack)!!
Gotta disagree with you on the Bootie Barker Versus Tony Stewart match T B!!! I think Tony would take ole Bootie if they used a 20 foot or bigger ring!! Smaller ring could be close!! Gotta admire Bootie for his grit and determination but will give the edge to Tony!!
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