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T&L Wheelock Racing
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 Posted - 12/20/2004 : 10:51:09 AM
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Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/20/2004 : 5:01:06 PM
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Hic...Tequila & I don't mix...Hic...ya got any holiday recipes with Rum? 
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 12/20/2004 : 7:31:47 PM
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| i like them cookies...hic |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/20/2004 : 7:53:48 PM
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same recipe.. change tequila wording to rum.. use larger drinks..
I like the cookies to................................. I think...
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TTMB Road King
US
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Posted - 12/22/2004 : 5:24:36 PM
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HMMMMM marguirita cookies |
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/22/2004 : 5:30:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TTMB Road King
HMMMMM marguirita cookies
I'll give ya the recipe for that...as long as ya promise to beat off the turner...hic 
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 12:59:41 PM
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Hey Wheels do not know how to say this to you but I tried to make some but with RUM, something is wrong since after following your steps with the ingedience, I passed out and woke up the next day with a MESSY kitchen, a MAD wife, and ONE HECK of a HANG OVER................ LOL.......could me by subsitution of RUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 1:03:56 PM
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Tuner.. it takes some expermentation......
Try it a couple more times.. once with larger doses of Rum... once with smaller doses of rum mixed with tequila... give tequila to wife.. this helps a lot..
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TTMB Road King
US
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 3:13:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Four Wide Racing
quote:
Originally posted by TTMB Road King
HMMMMM marguirita cookies
I'll give ya the recipe for that...as long as ya promise to beat off the turner...hic
UMMMM Four Wide, Turner will have to beat himself off
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 6:22:57 PM
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Originally posted by T&L Wheelock Racing
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Aaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Tuner was ready to officially change his name to Turner
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
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