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Speir Racin
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 Posted - 04/21/2004 : 02:41:38 AM
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...bubba garrow
...outdoor sports reporter
...cornstalk news and gazette
...boys , we have a serious situation on our hands . i noticed a disturbing trend last sunday . one that could be potentially devastating to our world as we know it .
...whar are the beavers on sunday ?
...now , being the outdoor eniviromentalist that i be , i luv all gods little creatures ~ but beavers happen to be my favorite ! and low and behold , last sunday , thar was only one little beaver . now i am not sure what you call a bunch a beavers , dont think its pack , litter just doesnt sound right , covey might be right i am just not sure but the point is we be down to one !
...now , i know you have to thin the covey from time to time for thar on well being , and i have shot a few in my day tho pretty much now i just shoot at'em with blanks and scare'em away , sorta like a catch and release program .
...but i digress
...is someone poaching our beavers on sundays ?
...are the beaves mad at us ?
...or worser yet ~ are the beaves in a cat fight with each other ? boys we need to get to the bottom of this !
...i am tryin to contact our one remaining beav , but as we all know they can be somewhat coy and tricky little critters , so if you read this i can promise that i never reveal my sources . if you would like to remain anonmous we can give you a secret name , hmnnn , like maybe oob.
...to this end i am now starting a new organization 'SAVE OUR BEAVERS', more imfo to follow .
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 04:40:16 AM
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Hey Spier, Being Canadian I am partial to BEAVER'S after all we HONOUR the little critter on our Money.... now having said that I am all in favour of enticing more Beavers into the chat room...... but Please having just stated my stand on this subject, can you try to entice just the 2 legged species, I tell you those 4 legged Beavers have one HELL OF A BITE!!!!!!!!!!!the two legged species are more into NIBBLING..................... LOL.......BEST OF LUCK WITH YOUR ENDEVOUR!!!!!!!
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 08:36:35 AM
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well abbub, down here in the lone star state we take goooood care of our beavers on saturday night  ... ain`t no mystery where our beavers are,they be sleeping in .... nice an comphy in their nest. what the hell you good ol` boys doin down there bama? |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:01:14 AM
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OK THEN...
If we are going to locate the missing BEAVERS, we need to have some information...
This Is What I Have....
BEAVERS like their areas to be wet...
BEAVERS Do Most Of Their Best Work At Night..
They Can ,However, Be Spotted In The Daylight Hours
Using Their Tail To Guide Them In Search Of Wood...
Size Does Not Matter.The BEAVER Will Accept Any Size Of Wood...
BEAVERS Often Will Slap Their Tails In Warning To Other BEAVERS
If You Have Other Information, Please Post It.. The BEAVER Can Be Quite Elusive, So Any Thing Will Help
 So Cal Pitbox Rocks
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 1:52:54 PM
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[red]...bubba garrow
...feild and stream reporter
...SPECIAL EDITION ~ SAVE THE BEAVES
...cornstalk news and gazette
...t&l , dam good imfo , just what we needed , someone who will stand up and provide good hard facts . c'mon boys , this needs to cut across all pit boxes rivarlies and be for the common good . i , for one , am taking this oppurtunity to nominate t&l as president of SAVE THE BEAVES since apparently he would be a fine leader.
...in addition , i would like to nominate tuner racing as vice president , since he apparently he too is a stand up kinda guy and appears to have vast knowledge when it comes to beavertom . also it makes for a good ticket to have canidates from different geographical areas . and i feel fairly confident that he had nothin to do with the'WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION' , but thats a whole different subject which we wont get into here .
...xet , i am sorta dissapointed , no i am dam dissapointed with your home rule attitude . didnt know yall had trees or ponds in texas but maybe somethang grows thar in sour lake besides catus . i'm thinkin that maybe what you think is a beav is actually an amaridlo with an orthadonic problem . this situation could affect us all ! and let me say in advance , grrrrrrr , and my deepest apoligies if i have wronged you concearning this matter .
...and another thang , where be my west coast cuz ? he is stayin errily quite about this situation . he is a groomer , he should be able to step up and help out for the common cause . is he the interloper causing our problem here ? enquiring minds want to know . speak out cuz and clear the family name !!!
...and yes , and this is kinda embarassing , but i would like to nominate myself for tresurer . i am good with other peoples money , and would be particullarly good with your money . i would make make sure that i knew whar every penny went . and yeah , before some naysayers say it , no it would ALL go for the cause . even tho jimmy has been wandering about muttering something about cheap plastic and the bounce back factor in sheet rock , your donations would be safe with me. enuff said bout that .
...please send all donations to: save the beaves , c/o bubba garrow
................................ po box 6969
................................ 6969 beaver dam road
................................ birminghammer , alabama 696969
...now, i need to hear from my confidential source , oob .
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 3:12:08 PM
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actually, catus are pretty rare round these parts...
matter a fact, i`m treasurer of the "save the catus foundation"
any donations will be appreciated
handy hint on your endeaver,why do texans keep armadillo`s round?
cause beavers love `em. they think their cute. if your lookin to trap some beavers, armadillo`s would be good bait.... thought everbody knew that...
specially for that rare "split tail beaver"
rehcaop revaeb
NO PLACE BUT TEXAS
from a reliable source in the land of fruit and nuts.... beavers have been known to succomb to the temptation of chocolate covered strawberries
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 3:22:15 PM
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Well Thanks for the vote of confidance there Speir. appreciate it.... Remember Canadian Motto Everyone.... Save a tree Eat a Beaver, save a Forest Eat 12 beavers...
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Grey Ghost
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 4:34:27 PM
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Cuzzzz--- You have risen to the occasion!!!!
I fur one can answer a few of yer inquiries--
**** I do not think the Beavers are mad, I know from personal sperience if a beaver is well taken care of by her Johnson- She will never stray from the nest.
**** Cat fights- not to my knowledge bubba-- if we be fightin- I am not sure why!!!!! Building dam rights..... hmmm <<<<< purr >>>>>
****Poaching-- Well that could be it!!! Cum to think of it, Jenni's Purple Wrench, Pusia Racing, Belle of the South, and Forever 3 have been missing fer quite sometime-maybe the be poached... What are we to do??????
****Cuzz- I am all about getting the beavers in the Chat room on Sundays-I am so glad we got the best of the best investigating this situation,,,I fur one, would love to see more Beavers participate in Chattin.
So here goes........ Beavers... get your Tails to the Chat room on Sundays, being the only Beaver in the Chat room with bout' 15 cocky Johnsons is a hard job, Whew!!! I need a stiff drink after that.
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Paul&Val
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 5:00:13 PM
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You Go Boo tame them Johnson's. Paul is usually on nascar online scoring. I'll try to help ya if ya want. Let me know. Val aka (forever 3).
THUNDER REGULARS RUMBLE!!!
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Grey Ghost
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 5:17:17 PM
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Boink-- I think all new members of the Johnsons and Especially The Beavers, should be required to take testerione lever test, to assure all parties concerned, They are not playin against members of some East German Womans Olympic Team.
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Frantic Ox
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 5:47:16 PM
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| You guy's have to stop,I am gonna get fired from laughing to damn much !!! |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 6:00:31 PM
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 08:36:35 AM
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well abbub, down here in the lone star state we take goooood care of our beavers on saturday night... ain`t no mystery where our beavers are,they be sleeping in.... nice an comphy in their nest. what the hell you good ol` boys doin down there bama?
might be time for a visit to TEXAS..
BEAVERS   as I know them need a lot more care takin then once a week
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
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Kens Racers
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 6:15:30 PM
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 9:31:33 PM
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Root cause and analysis...By Cousin Mark Garrow.
So Cal Beavers incur apparently a not so rare situation called "BBS"
"BENT BEAVER SYNDROME".
Gynecolo, er I mean Vetinarians around the world have been comparing notes and conclude that it is not always linked to a specific day of the week, but observations have been noted that the frequency of this dis-order seems to reproduce itself quite frequently on Sunday mornings.
Studies around So Cal seem to indicate that the beavers dietary patterns contributes to "BENT BEAVER SYNDROME", a natural dis-order.
Studies have revealed that beavers incurr "BENT BEAVER SYNDROME" after knawing on a lot of "WOOD".
Studies also indicate that Beavers that do more "Wood" on Friday night, and Saturday night, are more susceptible to "BENT BEAVER SYNDROME", and generally takes 1 day to recover.
It has been noted that BEAVERS with a greater appetite for "WOOD" seem to intake additional amounts of "WOOD" on Saturday and especially Sunday mornings, are not able to get out of the nest for 1 to 2 days longer.
That's all for now...Mark So Cal Garrow, reporting.
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Frantic Ox
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Posted - 04/22/2004 : 05:24:30 AM
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dateline - down at the dam
