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T&C Racing
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 Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:14:45 PM
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 Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . . 
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...  
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.  
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have sex but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off. 
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
 Right Coast Racers
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 9:42:13 PM
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I don't ever remember gettin' dat drunk before!
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
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Paul&Val
USA
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 10:26:57 PM
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I do
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 11:19:05 PM
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Four Wide Racing Posted - 10/09/2004 : 9:42:13 PM
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I don't ever remember gettin' dat drunk before!
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What one...
The GREAT NORTHWEST
DALE JARRETT...we race the truck
BEVERS..... JOHNSONS....with the knowledge of what a BEAVER needs
BFG.........together always
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 11:51:41 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by T&L Wheelock Racing
Four Wide Racing Posted - 10/09/2004 : 9:42:13 PM
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I don't ever remember gettin' dat drunk before!
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What one...
The GREAT NORTHWEST
DALE JARRETT...we race the truck
BEVERS..... JOHNSONS....with the knowledge of what a BEAVER needs
BFG.........together always
A..B..C..D..E..F..G..H..I..J..K..L..N..M..O..P..S..T..Q..R..V
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
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DW Motorsports
usa
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 05:05:27 AM
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 07:18:07 AM
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Well Well, I do think Four WIde has found the secret to eliminating a lot of the CUSS words just change the Alphabeth.................You are a GENIOUS there Four Wide............... Lets see a few words that a person would not be able to say would be PUCK, PUDDY, and SUCKS, just to name a few...............SHEER GENIOUS FOUR WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Tuner
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Edited by - Tuner Racing on 10/10/2004 07:23:57 AM |
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Drunk Again.....
