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Topic author: T&L Wheelock Racing
Subject: (...^...)
Posted on: 05/02/2006 6:33:27 PM
Message:
A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One
day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.
The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn' t
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the Butcher her breasts!
The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken Breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Now get back to work...
Replies:
Reply author: Val
Replied on: 05/02/2006 8:03:37 PM
Message: 
 Spook Inc. ®
Reply author: Half Fast Racing
Replied on: 05/02/2006 9:03:29 PM
Message: I was thinking sausage and biscuits......what were you thinking?
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Reply author: gioeric
Replied on: 05/03/2006 03:18:26 AM
Message: I was thinking "small" Vienna Sausages.
Reply author: evandavidracing
Replied on: 05/03/2006 06:44:20 AM
Message: GORILLA MATING
A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem: the gorilla was
in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'run raised Southern
Baptist." Once again, the Keeper agreed.
4. "And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."
FALL 2005 KING of POF
Reply author: T&L Wheelock Racing
Replied on: 05/03/2006 6:29:37 PM
Message: evandavidracing....
DAMN.. now that's funny....
Reply author: D&L NASCAR
Replied on: 05/03/2006 7:53:59 PM
Message: Both of Those Are FUNNY! Only One Problem evandavid. That Just Might be a True Story
Reply author: crazygene
Replied on: 05/05/2006 08:49:53 AM
Message: quote:
Originally posted by D&L NASCAR
Both of Those Are FUNNY! Only One Problem evandavid. That Just Might be a True Story
It is true....I saw one of their kids doing a blue jean commercial on TV...his name was 'Buddy Lee'
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Reply author: Sooner Sis
Replied on: 05/05/2006 4:00:04 PM
Message:
º°°º MULTIPLE O's º°°º
2 Time POF QUEEN
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