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Grey Ghost
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 04:41:37 AM
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Happy Birthday Fast-n-Furious, Born on a Monday April 20,1970, You have lived 12419 Days.. A Look at the World When Fast-N- Furious was born:
In the News: A federal jury finds the "Chicago 7" innocent of conspiring to incite riots during the 1968 Democratic Convention. The lunar spacecraft Apollo 13 splashes down inthe Pacific after an explosion in the service module cut off power and caused a near catastrophy.
In Sports: *MLB-Baltimore Orioles *NFL-Kansas City Chiefs *NBA-New York Knickerbockers *KY Derby- Dust Commander
Celebrities Born on April 20th: Don Mattingly--1961 Joey Lawrence--1976 Ryan O'Neal--1941 Tito----1823 TTMB Road King--1957--- Fantasy Thunder Player Fast-n-Furious--1970--- Fantasy Thunder Player[/size=4]
Zodiac Sign - Taurus Chinese Sign - Dog Birstone - Diamond
Have a great Birthday Fast-n-Furious---B !!! |
Edited by - Grey Ghost on 04/20/2004 05:41:46 AM
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Frantic Ox
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 05:01:44 AM
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| Happy B-day,F & F |
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 05:06:18 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAST-N-FURIOUS May you have MANY MANY MORE!!!!!!!
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DLM
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 05:26:19 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY F&F They just keep adding up and like good whiskey it just gets better with age. |
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 07:23:02 AM
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Happy Birthday! Be Fast, Be Furious...Do It now!!!
TB.
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Team Jillybean
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 09:49:02 AM
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Happy birthday to you 
Happy birthday to you 
Happy birthday Fast & Furious youngin 
Happy birthday toooooo youuuuuuuu 
 Hope it's a blast!!!! 
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 10:25:12 AM
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happy b day f&f. have a good one buddy... |
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Drafters
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 10:25:23 AM
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Happy birthday F&F.
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
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Littlemacracing
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 10:56:30 AM
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Happy B-Day F_N_F..
NASCARSOUTH
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Woppie Racing
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 12:26:18 PM
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Happy B-Day FnF!
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SmokinTS
U.S.
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 1:35:55 PM
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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  FNF 
 MAY YOUR FONDEST WISHES BECOME REALITIES ON THIS HAPPIEST OF DAYS!!!! 
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Locnar
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 2:05:38 PM
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Happy B-Day FnF Many more to ya.
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 2:08:20 PM
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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY !!! YOU JUST A YOUNG PUP !!!!
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Paul&Val
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 2:48:49 PM
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| Happy Birthday!! |
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Fast-N-Furious
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 6:04:49 PM
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WOW What a surprise this is. You see I forgot it was my birthday. I cant believe Im nineteen again. Let me give you a run down of my day today...strained my back something fierce at work (ouch) . Then I got stung by a hornet (ouch) . Got yelled at for a lack of production (ha!) I wonder why! Left front wheel bearing in my car stated acting up (damn) . Got home and my TV has sort of quit working in a way ($ouch$) .
And some how all of you have turned this day around. This smiley face is not big enough for you folks. Thank You!!!
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Sooner Sis
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 6:42:25 PM
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 HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FAST!!!!!!!!! 
 BEAVERS DO IT DAM GOOD!  NASCARSOUTH BFG RULES |
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SpeedBump
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 6:42:30 PM
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!! Fast-N Furious
I went to the archives and dug up a story from when Fast-N Furious was a little boy!! Seems he and a friend had went to watch the St. Louis Blues practice hockey!! They were watching the players practice when a dog appeared out of nowhere and attacked them! Fast-N Furious's friend picked up a hockey stick that was laying there and killed the dog.
A reporter was there and wanted to do a story about the little boys! The reporter takes out his note pad and begins to write "Blues fan from St Louis saves friend from vicious dog". Fast-N Furious's friend says I'm not a Blues fan, I'm a Detroit Redwings fan!!
The reporter frowned and started writing again "Little Boy from Michigan kills family pet."  
Might want to stay up till midnight .....Maybe the day will get better!!  |
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DEIGIRL
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 7:07:34 PM
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Happy Birthday to you and you and you and many many more, now you blow out the candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slipry Bob
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 8:39:20 PM
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hey F&F, trying to get this in under the wire,HAPPY FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY!!!! hope yer party is just getting started!! you have my permission to call off tomorrow!!
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 9:21:03 PM
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Happy Birthday!
Surprisin' How Furiously Fast These Birthdays Go By Have A Good One Bro! |
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crazygene
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 10:43:48 PM
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HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY F-N-F
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 04/20/2004 : 11:53:29 PM
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Well after all that don't eat any beans and go to dinner... LOL!!!
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Powerstroker
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:57:52 AM
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| Hey F-N-F have a great one my fellow NASCAR SOUTH member. |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:08:44 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAST AND FURIOUS   unfortunately, the more you have, the more thats the way they come. .FAST and FURIOUS 
  So Cal Pitbox Rocks  
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TTMB Road King
US
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 2:52:29 PM
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F & F, Hope your birthday was as special as mine.
Many more you pup. |
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Trkndon
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2004 : 3:28:32 PM
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Happy Birthday F&F hope you had a good one |
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Twister Racing
USA
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Posted - 04/22/2004 : 3:05:11 PM
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   HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAST 'N' FURIOUS!!!!!
   
(he's 1 FmFer)
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remmey
USA
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Posted - 04/22/2004 : 3:42:03 PM
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Happy Birthday F-n-F!...Hope it's a good one!
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