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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 10:37:45 AM
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DOCTOR'S FUNERAL
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in red roses stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."
And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
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Twister Racing
USA
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 1:10:36 PM
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The best joke I know today, is for anyone to think that Jeff Gordon stepped into a winning situation or program, and that Jr. didn't.
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U of L Cards
USA
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 2:00:10 PM
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Yep, and they're all doin' it now. Gordon did it first and made a lasting impression I guess.
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Slipry Bob
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Posted - 04/29/2004 : 2:40:00 PM
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just curious, how long has hendricks motorsports been around and how long has dei been around who stepped into the established team with multiple wins how many wins did dei have when jr came aboard just curious.
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