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Boo
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 Posted - 06/14/2004 : 1:17:32 PM
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A Look At the World When Drafters Was Born
Born on a Tuesday, As of Monday June 14,2004 You have lived 18262 Days... 49 years old... The Big 50 Tuesday.......Step away from the SS-20 and The Ailen Cheerleaders and enjoy your Birthday......
In the News:
Launch of the Nautilus, the first atomic-powered submarine. Hurricane "Carol" hits the Long Island-New England area killing 60 and injuring 1,000. Senate condems Senator Joseph MaCarthy for comtempt of a Senate elections subcommittee during his Army investigation hearings.
Entertainment in 1954:
Best picture****On the Waterfront***Columbia Pictures
Best Actor***Marlon Brando***On the Waterfront
Best Actress**Grace Kelly***The Country Girl
In Sports:
MLB***New York Mets
NFL***Cleveland Browns
NBA***Minneapolis Lakers
KY Derby***Determine
Celebrities born on June 15:
Wade Boggs****1958***Baseball Player
Jim Belushi***1954***Actor
Courtney Cox***1964***Actress
Helen Hunt***1963***Actress
Drafter******1954***Fantasy Thunder Player
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini-The sign of communication and connections, the Gemini is ofter of two minds. Their enegry is so independent and inquisitive that it is difficult for them to remain focused on one thing for very long. Geminis want to know everything.
Chinese Sign:
Horse- Your cheerfulness and flattery makes you popular. (Wanting coordinates for missle, makes you unpopular. ..lol)
Birstone:Pearl
Have a great Birthday on Tuesday Drafter-- Enjoy Turning the Big "50"
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Edited by - Boo on 06/14/2004 1:52:11 PM
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Roundman
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Pushy Loose Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 2:28:49 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAFTERS!
I have enjoyed your post this year and last. And as an added bonus THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR! Can't wait till November, got a feelin you're gonna go political on us   . Give'em hell and keep us all well informed.
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Locnar
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 3:11:02 PM
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 Happy B-Day Drafters
Right Coast Racers
BFG Rules
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 3:15:15 PM
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| happy happy happy b- day drafter |
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remmey
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 3:22:27 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters!
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Littlemacracing
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 3:28:15 PM
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Happy B-Day Drafter......
NASCARSOUTH
 BFG Forever
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 3:47:51 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters!!!
I'd like to post a good joke for you here...but, unfortunately haven't heard any really good ones lately that you probably haven't already heard...so instead let me post a few tidbits that I have recently recieved in e-mails
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print...There ain't no way you are going to like it.
The only 2 things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate & attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human...To forgive is highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladys running around with tatoos?
Money can't buy happiness....but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double & feel single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
And Finally:
Life is all about Ass:
You're are either covering it
Laughing it off
Kicking it
Kissing it
Busting it
Trying to get a piece of it
Or...Behaving like one. |
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Sooner Sis
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 4:05:37 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAFTERS!!
HOPE YOU REALLY ENJOY IT WHILE THINKING OF YOUR OUTER SPACE EXPERIENCE!
BEAVERS DO IT DAM GOOD!
BFG RULES
NASCARSOUTH
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SpeedBump
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 7:47:42 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters!!!!!
Washington State Slogan.....Help!! We're overrun By Nerds and Slackers!! 
Washington State Attorney Season.
1. Any person with a valid State hunting license may harvest attorneys
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of Attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited!! If accidently struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawfull to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of a BMW dealership.
6. It shall be unlawful to shout whiplash, ambulance, or free Perrier for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 Bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries,
whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for purpose of hunting attorneys.
Glad you made it back in time for your birthday DRAFTERS!!! |
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Tamdam
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 8:05:00 PM
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HAPPY B-DAY!!! You are one day and a year older than my hubby!!! A great bunch of Gemini's we have here at THUNDER!!!
Have a great one!!!
XOXOXOXO
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Paul&Val
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 8:06:30 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters
Glad you made it back from your trip sounded pretty rough!!
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Fast-N-Furious
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 8:23:04 PM
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Happy B-Day Drafters wish you well and may you have many more.
BFG RULES
NASCARSOUTH
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 8:23:08 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAFTERS
THANKS FOR GIVING UP ON BLOWING UP GOLD BEACH 
and ..speaking of that..HOPE ya got back with a candle to blow out for your birthday 
TED and LORI
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
BFG Rules
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D.D.D.D.C.
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 9:05:37 PM
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 Happy B-Day Drafters for a BFGer you sound pretty cool. Just to let you know my dad used to be in charge of supply in the army and I still have tons of explosives not used just waiting for a chance. 4th of july is coming. Let me know before you send the rockets so I can get the stuff out of the basement. That would be one hell of an explosion Good Luck Ride Free Aim Straight! |
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 02:55:43 AM
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Hey Hope You have a Great day there DRAFTERS, SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY and may you have many many more, My 50th is coming up as well this year, hope I make it......LOL!!!!!
Tuner Racing
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT |
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Raptress Racing
usa
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 06:25:31 AM
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Happy Happy Birthday Drafters!
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crazygene
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 07:50:51 AM
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HAPPY
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No wonder you have all those weapons and nukes , you were born the day the Nautilus was launched. |
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Slipry Bob
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 10:39:45 AM
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Happy birthday Drafters!!!Easy on the cake.Gotta keep that figure,ya know!! I'll be joining you and Tuner later on this year.
Hope you have a GREAT day!
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Drafters
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 11:48:47 AM
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Thanks Boo and everyone. If I would have known before hand about Helen Hunt I would have invited her up for a party. Courtney Cox is hot too but she's not blonde.
Wow, the big five O. Fifty years old was the magic number when I was a kid. I can remember many times back then wondering what things would be like when I hit 50; would I be alive and if so what would I be like, what would my wife and children be like, what would my parents be doing, and what would the world be like. Well, here I am and no wife, no children, dead parents, a world still at war, half a head of hair and what's left is starting to turn grey, and if I hit 90 years old there will be 60 year old women with tattoo's. Not quite what I imagined back then but at least I no longer have to worry about getting nuked by the Soviet Union. Just need to worry about getting nuked by China, North Korea, India, Pakistan or Bin Laden. Also, instead of bomb shelters and duck and cover from the nukes it's now duct tape and plastic for the WMD's.
For those of you not alive in the 1950's or 60's let me give you a brief history lesson. For the vast majority of American's back then life was just like that portrayed on TV shows like Leave It To Beaver, Father Knows Best, The Donna Read Show and My Three Sons. Teenage pregnancies were very rare, kids killing kids was unheard of and the phrase "drive by shooting" had never been uttered. Most people could afford to pay for medical care and those who couldn't could almost always find a free health clinic and a family could be supported on the wages of one parent. Then the Left-wing revolution, the Left's Great Society and Left-wing social engineering engulfed America in the mid to late 1960's. As a result people no longer respect themselves or others, violence rose, medical care became unaffordable, both parents have to work, our society has become more fragmented and we now have an omnipotent federal government that rules almost every aspect of our lives. The next time someone tries telling you how much better things are today call them what they are, ignorant or a liar.
Since this was mentioned in Boo's note, one more history lesson. Much of what you have heard or read about Joseph McCarthy is a lie and let me give you one example. Many people blame the House UnAmerican Activities Committee and McCarthy for the Hollywood blacklisting that occurred in the late 1950's. However, McCarthy was a Senator and never sat on that committee plus at the time the Hollywood blacklisting occurred McCarthy had been dead for several years. Lastly, after the Soviet union broke up and Western historians had a chance to examine old Soviet documents they made an interesting discovery; McCarthy was right!
You can learn the truth about McCarthy at the following website:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/tna/1996/vo12no18/vo12no18_mccarthy.htm
Thanks again everyone.
P.S. My space odyssey isn't over yet but I'll save that for later. |
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DEIGIRL
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 2:39:39 PM
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| happy birthday bumpdraft, i hope you have a great day and night, and good luck this week, "GG" |
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Slipry Bob
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 2:42:50 PM
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 3:09:39 PM
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....happy happy drafters
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 3:19:06 PM
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| wat bob said |
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roadkill racing
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 3:28:31 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAFTERS.......
I HIT 50 LAST YEAR. IT WAS'NT SO BAD. AFTERALL, IT'S ONLY A NUMBER. I HAPPEN TO LOVE BLACK BALLOONS. PEOPLE THINK IT'S HILARIOUS WHEN I CAN'T REMEMBER SIMPLE THINGS LIKE, HOW TO PUT MY ARMS THROUGH MY COAT SLEEVES. mY KIDS (WHATSZFACE, OOPS, AND WHATCHMACALLIT) SHAKE ME DOWN ALOT WITH THE OLD "YA GOT THAT $20. YA OWE ME"?
GOTTA GO NOW. BINGO STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR.
roadkill
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Hoot Racin
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 5:40:00 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters..hitting 50 ain't all that bad, just beginning to live
almost forgot to add my joke for you
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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Fred & Barney
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Posted - 06/15/2004 : 7:04:27 PM
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| Happy B-day Drafters. Hope it was a good one for ya. |
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Heavy Chevy
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 2:37:08 PM
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Happy Birthday Drafters, sorry i'm a day late![B)]
Hope it was and still is a great one, Happy Birthday
Peace........Chuck
B.F G. A L W A Y S ! ! ! !
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KyMoon
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 2:55:15 PM
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| Happy Birthday Sorry its late but at least you hit the milestone of 50 Wish you 50 more and whats up with all the lawyer jokes Keep kickin and good luck at Michigan |
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SmokinTS
U.S.
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 3:04:51 PM
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DRAFTERS!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
We all expect to be invited to the big birthday bash next year to celebrate your decent back into childhood.
Enjoy yourself enough to have fun, but not too much that you hurt yourself. Easier to do the older we get.
SSSSMMMMOOKKKKKIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Twister Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 8:32:21 PM
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES DRAFTERS!!!!
Hope you had a good one!!
Guess I'm a little late for the big bash!
BFG
NASCARSOUTH
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**June 15** ~~ Drafters Birthday~~ June 15**
