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Tuner Racing
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 Posted - 09/29/2004 : 10:21:17 PM
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Hope at least one person gets a laugh from this:
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash.
Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
Have a good rest of the week Everyone!!!!!
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT |
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crazygene
USA
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 02:21:13 AM
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LMAO---one of your better ones 
"BFG FOREVER"
 Right Coast Racers Rule
ROCKING AT THE POF, PENSKE & NEWMAN PITBOXES |
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DW Motorsports
usa
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 06:08:20 AM
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| That is a good one Tuner. |
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Raptress Racing
usa
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:00:07 AM
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here's one for ya Tuner....clean but cute....
Goldfish Funeral
~~Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
~~Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
~~"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
~~The neighbor was moved by the little girls emotion. "Oh, I'm so sorry.
~~But that's an awfully big hole for a little goldfish, isn't it
honey?"
~~Nancy patted down the last pile of earth and then replied, "That's
because he's inside your damn cat." |
Edited by - Raptress Racing on 09/30/2004 12:23:24 PM |
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 9:03:19 PM
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Tell me more Raptress...The Intrigue...
Damn...
AW HA...Tell Dragon I may be visiting Asheville NC for a project...
Could be a savings to our compnay for $400K annually.
River Medical...Packaging...Imagine that.
PARTY TIME!!!
TB
 So Cal Pitbox Rocks
 Fantasy Thunder Player Pitbox
ONE HARD JOHNSON
BFG
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Edited by - Team Budweiser on 09/30/2004 9:04:10 PM |
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Raptress Racing
usa
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 09:19:03 AM
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| Nice area to go to TB, about 4 hours west of here. When you heading there? |
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 09:48:01 AM
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Probably within the next 6-8 weeks.
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
Fantasy Thunder Player Pitbox
ONE HARD JOHNSON
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Raptress Racing
usa
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 7:03:11 PM
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Puff says it's a 5 hour tour from here, guess he would know better since he's been there.
Let me know if you need suggestions for accomodations or things to do, will be glad to help you out!
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 10/02/2004 : 06:09:26 AM
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..hey evil
..since you in the health care industry
..maybe you had heard
..that the american medical association has made a remarkable discovery
..it seems that some patients needing a blood transfusion may benefit from from recieving chicken blood instead of human blood
..it tends to make men cocky
..and woman lay better
..just thought you'd like to know
RENEGADESOUTH
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Mid Week Joke~~~~~~~~~~~by Loonie Tunes~~~~~
