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Team Budweiser
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 Posted - 10/07/2004 : 10:38:11 PM
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Choir Boy 500...
Soaps sponsors are all over this one....
Washing thy piehole with soap...
Nascar is adding Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel to do color commentary with Benny.
All drivers will have gloves without fingers eliminating gestures commonly known as "Fornication Under The Kings Consent" (F.U.C.K).
Apparently there is some confusion with the drivers during the race.
The drivers thought they have been given the permission from the king(Brian France)to Fornicate under the Kings Consent>>>
IT Is Not The Case
Pro Creation, which is so beautiful!!!
In the Medeival Times the King gave the consent to pro create, so the man of the house was required to put a sign on the front of his house that he was given permission to pro create...so he would NOT get into trouble when someone was probably spying (Jealous I guess).
A sign was hung>>>"Fornication Under The Kings concent...F.U.C.K
Plain and simple...The King had to bless it, true story!!!
It is a very beautiful thing to create someone in your image...
That's what the bible says, I believe it, and have experienced it.
But these drivers are really were really confused about the permission that Brian has given them, so every Sunday as Brian and KNBC permits, the drivers will gesture with mittens that they have been given from the king...Brian France, eliminating confusion.
All crew chiefs have been also required by Brian & Co. to be...
Nuetered...
Those boys sing the highest notes on Sundays.
Nascar will be also be requiring all crew chiefs to run off a data batches after happy hour in order to evaluate data build up due to stiff spring rates during the session.
TB
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 05:11:08 AM
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Hey TB, good one, but I need to correct your heading...........There are 2 new races for 2005, the one you mentioned and the other called the MIME 600,
The MIME 600, is going to revolutionize All Future Nascar races. and for once Brian France is going back to NASCAR TURE ROOTS, since in the MIME 600, teams will not have ANY RADIO'S to comunicate with at all, Nascar Tower will have to express all decision by MIMING, as well TV Coverage will be SILENT as well, and Commentators will have to MIME as well. As a notation all pit communications, Victory Lane Festivities, and basically all during race driver interaction will all have to be MIMED. Now when some drivers were asked to comment on this venue all they had to say was......... actully nothing other than a shrug of the shoulders and the one finger salute. Except for Dale Jr who has been trying to get an early start to this race, who MIMED to the TV broadcasters that he was FULLY prepared for this race and gestured to Brian France by holding left hand in the air and putting thumb and first finger together, to form a cicle, and with the other hand motioned his finger going in and out!!!!!!!!!Brain France was not sure what it meant but he will take Jr's Gesture into consideration....................
As a Footnote cars will not be able to MAKE ANY ENGINE NOISES as well, this is going to be the MOST CHALLENGING aspect of this entire race since a Motor needs to make noise as it is running PERIOD.......Look for future updates at a later date!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
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Nascar adding one more race 2005>>>>>>
