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The Twelve Days of Christmas:"
(as sung by Dale Earnhardt Jr at a Dennys at
5 in the morning after a night of
trying to drink
Rusty Wallace under the table!)
On the first day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Another Daytona Victory.
On the second day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the third day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fourth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fifth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the sixth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Six crewmen dancing,
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the seventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the eighth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the ninth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the tenth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the eleventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Eleven cans of Budweiser
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the twelfth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Twelve Fords all banged up
Eleven cans of Budweiser
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory!
Rudolph the Red Faced Crew chief
You know Earnhardts’ and Jarretts’ and Burtons’ and Gordons’,
Stewarts and Martins and Mayfields and Marlins...
But do you recall? The most famous crew chief of all?
Rudolph the red faced crew chief,
Came up from the modifieds
Try’d to get into a ‘Cup race
Couldn’t even make last place.
All of the other crew chiefs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any Nascar race
Then one foggy Bristol night
Fatback came to say
"Rudolph, I drank too much Miller Lite"
Won’t you guide my crew tonight?"
They blew up on the first lap
Never even took the green
Rudolph the red faced crew chief
You’ll go down in history!
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NASCAR CAROLS
Posted - 12/20/2004 : 6:02:29 PM
