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roundman_jr
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 Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:12:18 AM
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
  roundman_jr
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remmey
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:22:42 AM
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:31:05 AM
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ok... I guess I to am stuck with wife 1.0.....thanks for the heads up..
is there any way to uninstall or modify the I have a headache 6.9 download that has slowly taken over more space on my hard drive..
LMAO.. that was funny
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Half Fast Racing
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 12:56:32 PM
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Oh my Ted, you are in trouble if you have "I Have A Headache 6.9" I heard that is one of the worst Trojan horses that you can get. It is so bad that it will shut down any worm that even trys to get in your system. The good news is that there is a fix for it. It is called "Sparkling Carrots 2.5" It is an expensive program, but it is very user friendly. Once you get it, just open the box and it will literally install itself. But this is not a permanent fix, and the time it lasts will vary, depending on the application it is applied to. But be careful, there are lots of fly by night programs out they that claim they will do the same thing. "Cubic Zirconium 6.0" is a prime example. Don't fall for it. If it does work, it will have a lot of spyware with it and the after effects will be devastating. Could crash your whole hard drive.
Good luck with it!!
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Horseless Carriage
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 1:19:22 PM
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LMAO!! I better get another computer!
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 1:27:53 PM
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and it gets worse.. not being a computer whiz I just noticed I did not install the Do bills 4.2 but instead somehow got the make bills (zip) version 10-go.shopping now.. it also does not come with a uninstall and says is critical part of wife 1.0 operating system
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Littlemacracing
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 8:45:27 PM
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Well.. Ya'll I'm doing the uninstall of the wife 2.0...Lucky I was able to By-pass the Alimony-Child Support virus. But I had to install a new program,Mr Mom 4.5...As I'am exploring this Mr Mom 4.5 it has no clear set pattern.The program is often going in circles and thinks it is always right.It also crashes alot with the Sorry Dad window popping up..
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 9:02:49 PM
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Yeah...wait til wife 1.0 downloads headache 6.9, then you'll need spanking it by thy lonesome with Jergen's software 12.0
None the less the Bacardi program .08 or higher usually will alleviate most 6.9 headache programs, and eventually allow restricted programs such as tramatizing the dirt road 8.0.....
After that who cares what program wife 1.0 wants...
I'm taking in the program nap 10.0 and the program ZZZ.10
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roundman_jr
usa
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Posted - 12/17/2004 : 07:34:38 AM
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lol... i think yalls replys were better than the original post
roundman_jr
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 12/17/2004 : 2:27:51 PM
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Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You People are just too damn Funny
I can't stop laughing
Good 1 Roundman Jr
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 12/18/2004 : 1:49:13 PM
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LOL Good ONE there JR, but with my luck and all those upgrade changes I would probably call out the wrong name in BED, and we all know were that would get me. SO I am going to stick to the one programme of Wife version #1.0 and pass on others, think of it as having a computer and still running Win 3.1.. Safe, Easy to operate, and Simple...... my story and am sticking to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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