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Heavy Chevy
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 Posted - 06/17/2004 : 02:03:38 AM
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RESIGNATION
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big SpeedBump and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.
I want to think the world is fair.
That everyone is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible.
I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want to live simple again.
I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes,
mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive the postings at Thunder, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making DEI win every race left the 2nd half.....
So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause........
....."Tag! You're it."
B.F G. A L W A Y S ! ! ! !
 R i g h t C o a s t R a c e r s  |
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 09:31:21 AM
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I want...I want...I want....Sounds like my Kids!
Just Kiddin Heavy....Nice Post  |
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Drafters
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 09:58:24 AM
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I'm with you Heavy. I miss playing in the dirt with my toy soldiers. I miss putting a hose in my wagon and waiting for someones house to catch on fire so I can play fireman. I miss the neighbor girls showing me their new breasts.  |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 10:16:02 AM
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and the pee for distance contests..... them girls where funny 
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
BFG Rules
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 11:13:48 AM
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Yep,
Playin' Doctor with the neighbor girl...LOL
Free exams were the day...
And to think that some of peeps HERE think we should grow up...
LMAOROTF
  TB
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 11:19:43 AM
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Playin Doctor with the neighbor girl was always awesome......Except that 1 time her mother busted us  |
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Drafters
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 11:53:56 AM
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| I got busted more then once. The worst was when I got busted by the girls older brothers in the small tunnel they had dug. Two of them held me while the other burned me a number of times with his cigarette. Then, they put me back in the tunnel and jumped up and down on top of it until it collapsed. Luckily for me an adult saw what happened and dug me out. |
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No longer B Flagged from new post....whew!
