Fantasy Thunder Forums
Fantasy Thunder Forums
Home | Profile | Active Topics | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Fantasy Thunder
 Fantasy Thunder General Discussion
 Baseball Humor

Note: You must be registered in order to post a reply.

Screensize:
UserName:
Password:
Format Mode:
Format: BoldItalicizedUnderlineStrikethrough Align LeftCenteredAlign Right Horizontal Rule Insert HyperlinkInsert Email Insert CodeInsert QuoteInsert List
   
Message:

* HTML is OFF
* Forum Code is ON
Smilies
Smile [:)] Big Smile [:D] Cool [8D] Blush [:I]
Tongue [:P] Evil [):] Wink [;)] Clown [:o)]
Black Eye [B)] Eight Ball [8] Frown [:(] Shy [8)]
Shocked [:0] Angry [:(!] Dead [xx(] Sleepy [|)]
Kisses [:X] Approve [^] Disapprove [V] Question [?]

  Check here to include your profile signature.
Check here to subscribe to this topic.
    

T O P I C    R E V I E W
jimmymoon Posted - 08/24/2007 : 10:43:45 AM

You just never know what you will find at a ballgame......


Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game.

The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.

Everyone is on their feet screaming Run!!!"

The next batter hits a single.

The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!"
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.

The Umpire calls: "Walk."

The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrrrun!"

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."

The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie! Walk with pride!!!"





GO CARDINALS!

2   L A T E S T    R E P L I E S    (Newest First)
Twister Racing Posted - 08/24/2007 : 4:26:21 PM




DuPont Machine 24
BFG
NASCARSOUTH
º°°º MULTIPLE O's º°°º

Four Wide Racing Posted - 08/24/2007 : 11:42:24 AM



Ah heck that deserves a big ole Cheif Wahoo smile...

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p155/FourWide/CheifWahoo.gif




Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing


Fantasy Thunder Forums © 2001-03 Fantasy Thunder Go To Top Of Page
Snitz Forums 2000
Site map Jayski's Fantasy Racing 2004 News