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Boo
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 Posted - 10/08/2004 : 04:53:56 AM
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Thought this was funny- some of you may have read if you get Scene paper---
But- thought this crowd could come up with Funnier!! !!
Top "10" ways drivers NOT in the Chase can get equal TV time:
10. About to be lapped? Repeatedly ignore the "move over" flag
9. Under every caution, attempt to take on four tires and gas in a different Chase contender's pit stall.
8. "Accidentally" Cause a multicar pile up just past the half way poing of the race.
7. A picture of Pamela Anderson on the hood couldn't hurt.
6. Have crew argue heatedly with officials after each pit stop for no Reason.
5. Key mic and say. "i'm gonn get that guy" anytime you lose a position
4. Pass the pace car each time there's a caution on the track.
3. Claim you're going too announce your retirement, via radio, at some point during race.
2. Run entire race with cardboard Elvis lookalike in the "passenger" seat.
1. Slip NBC's Bill Weber $50.00 during pre-race show.
I posted these because, I know with the minds we have on this board. ..
Some of you could come up with better... Howsa bout it, Drafter, Boink, Ghost, Ken, Speir, Remmy, Speed, Speedbump, Wheelie, Tuner.. .......or anybody up for the challange....
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 05:47:11 AM
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LOL Boo ok I am game here are my top 10 ways for these guys to get some air time:
1, Do a Jimmy Spencer or Ricky Craven stunt of if you are going to get passed and go a lap down...........STOP THE CAR ON TRACK AND CAUSE A CAUTION.
2, When it is Pit Stop Time, just do a DRIVE THRU, and comment on the Team Radio, sorry Guys I thought I was looking for an order window to order a Big Mac and Fries!!!!!!!!!
3. Pull into the pits and get out of car and RUSH TO the JOHNNY ON THE SPOT............... and explain the your CREW CHEIF, I am not going to CHIT in my suit!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Once the race startes turn car around a 180 degrees and do a Polish Victory lap in honour of Alan Kulicki
5. This is for ALL SHORT TRACK races that are left............. after warm up laps and before the Green Flag drop, pull into the garage and park car.........when tv annoncers arrive and ask what is wrong......Driver's responce is........My team owner said to me that car better come back WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH.........so I parked it......bet my team owner is sorry NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Have team put at hole in floor board of car, and as a driver who is trying to gain a few possitions in the race pour out some liquid on the track and then have all other Teams AMMAZED that the car is droppping liquid on track and is still running up front for 500 laps!!!
7. Key mic and say that you are going to get even with TV annoncers for not giving you enough coverage time..........
8. Before race hire a group of Exotic Dancers and send them up to the Nascar Tower where all calls are made........ and do as you wish on the track since Nascar Officials will have their hands FULL!!!!!
9. When you are leading the race and the actual race is over the half way mark........Have a tape recording perpared with all sorts of CUSSING words but not in the any team members voices or actual driver's voice, and have driver key mic and play the tape......... this should confuse Nascar Officials to the Point that a RED FLAG will come out for at least 3 hours to check all team radio's, and by that time it is TO DARK TO RACE and you are declared the winner, I hear KIRK SHELMERDINE has been parcticing this!!!!!!!
10. Promise All in the NASCAR tower, a fully paid week at the PLAYBOY mansion, if they just give your team the full TV coverage for the entire race........And ignore all other drivers and teams!!!!
OK how was that BOO!!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 06:48:24 AM
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If you need another idea to get TV coverage............
Have a Racing suit in the form and painted in FLESH tone, and walk around the Padock area of the race.........and let people thing that YOU ARE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!
another idea is to have a Life size Brain France sitting in the car on the passenger side of the race car........and during any interview. point to Brain's dummy in the car as ask it if that comment is approved for TV.......... seeing that Brain France is a DUMMY in real life and in the car all comments would be OK!!!!!!
Tuner
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Raptress Racing
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 3:43:47 PM
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| very good Tuner ~~ very good! |
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 4:22:43 PM
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| number one....drive pink car |
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Slipry Bob
USA
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 4:25:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kens Racers
number one....drive pink car
....with furry bumpers.
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 3:35:47 PM
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Gee Boo Guess I took everyone's idea since no one else entered how they could get mome coverage.........LOL
Thanks Sis Glad you liked them!!!!!!! best I could come up with at that time of the morning!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
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