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jimmymoon
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 Posted - 05/06/2006 : 5:44:52 PM
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Tornado Take The Os to a Sultry Saturday Night Race At Richmond
Friday early evening at the Moons
Some Os and Spooks have come together for a pre race party....The music was playing some of the best Tunes you could ever imagine....coming from the best DJ in the area or the best in the whole US of A for that matter...Tuner be his name...The Grills are full of SheeshkaBOObies, Shrimp on the BAR B...and plenty of BIG TUNA..Plenty to drink and all is well...Or so it seemed to all the SPOOKS...But then again they were the ones with the tickets to the Richmond Race on a Sultry Saturday Night...A Multiple Os type of night that is....I mean a Sultry Saturday Night is as much a Multiple Os type a night as a Friday the 13th is a SPOOK kind of night...One thing though..These particular SPOOKS ....Had to let us know they were going to the race over and over again....Not in a bold just come out a say it type of way .... but with a little mention here and there of what they will be doing and how they think the race will go and how they are going in the infield to party...And the flashing of the tickets...man the flashing of the tickets....like they were a deck or U OF L CARDS or something....Raptress and the SPOOK chicks were really letting the Os ladies have it to...I dont know but that Raptress dressed in black looks more like a Multiple Os type of lady than a SPOOK kind of lady....Jimmymoon and the boys of the Os were starting to feel the hair crawl on their necks from all the rousting....And naturally the girls were talking about how the SPOOK boys had got the SPOOK girls tickets to the race....Junebugg slips up to the girls and interupts and says Whiskey...SIS..and the rest of you all listen up I heard Jimmymoon ask KYMOON if he bought that shine down and of course KY did.. So Jimmy said we need to take a drink or two KY and talk about this Richmond Race Deal...KYMOON just raised his eyebrow and nodded and they headed off to do some talking ....so just hang in there girls they are up to something....It may not be pretty but you know what they say It aint pretty when the pretty leaves you with no place to go....Catch that Whiskey...
3 Drinks of shine later
Damn KYMOON that is some of the best you had in a while..definately brought me up to speed...3 Drinks of that chit with no chaser ....just makes me want to chase WHISKEY....hehehehehe...Ya bro know what you are talking about there hehehe....well mmmm mmmmm lets see what we supposed to be doing...oh ya..a plan...Over the Speakers you could hear TUNER giving the weather....a chance for Thunderstorms and Tornados.....Damn man not again I have been tarping roofs for weeks and I need a break.. I mean...hang on that is Tunes calling my Cell...what up Tunes....You all partying heavy Jimmy...Oh hell ya bro...you coming...Ya I will be off a little early tonight for a change...Cool Bro...Hey whats up with them Tornado warnings...May get to try out my new storm shelter tonight huh...No bro sorry Thunderstorms ya ... Tornados not really a chance anymore...Damn ...Figures...ok catch you later...ya bro later...click..DING DING...ID got and ID...Ya Jimmy I got an ID but what do I need it for...No KY I got an ID...Oh Ok Jimmy thanks for the warning...I better take another drink on that one Bro...Ya ok me to but take it easy on the bottle bro...That is part of the plan...I have to call Tunes back...RING RING..Ya Tunes here...Hey Tunes Moon here if you have to give the weather report any time soon ...DO NOT SAY THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR TORNADOS...What you talking about Jimmy...Just do it bro if you can. BRUSKIRACING or WOODS RACING one will be there to get you in a little bit... to pick you up I say and fill you in on whats up...Meanwhile we got some work to do....KY here is what we need to do.....
In the driveway....
Kymoon tells Jimmy that he has filled BRUSKIRACING AND WOODS RACING both in on the plan and they both want to get TUNER...Damn Racers....You know they always have to see who can get where first ....always...no matter what is going on they are goint to race to where they are going...So there is BRUSKI in his CHEVY 57 that he bought back several years ago to fix up from SHAKEYS CLUNKERS the local car lot in town...and WOODS RACING in his HEMI powered wagon...Never got over the surfing days...but likes his racing to...Off they go tires Squalling...Ky you told them what to tell TUNES right...Ya bro told them...PLUNK PLUNK...PLUNK PLUNK...dang what was that bro....SPEEDBUMP at the end of the street...they must have forgot....Hit them hard didnt they...Yeppers...well lets go bro we got to do some chit...Ya but lets take another drink bro...but lets save as much shine as we can bro...we need it for that HUNCH PUNCH them SPOOKS been drinking on ...matter of fact you might as well kick that punch up a notch first chance you get....Ya ok I will spike it now bro....Here take one more before we use it up....Ya ok hate to see it go but bro we will be glad we sacrificed come tommorrow night.....
Continued in a minute....Need a drink.... |
Edited by - jimmymoon on 05/07/2006 02:07:16 AM
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Four Wide Racing
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 6:13:20 PM
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Classic...
A "Live" story going on during the race 
I think KYmoon left his KY Jelly all over the track...the way some of these cars are spinnin' 
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing 
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jimmymoon
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 6:15:52 PM
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Back side of the garage...Jimmys office
Hey bro that wind is really picking up out there isnt it...Ya hope like heelll Tunes is wrong about the tornadoes or we are going to be in deep you know what...Ya you right about that bro....giving up the shelter and all...I heard that...chances you sometimes have to take....OK we got the CD player ...The CDs...run that wire in here and hook it up to the mic and I will hook it to the stereo...He should be able to pull this off dont you think..Ky just smiles hehehehehe ya Jimmy he should...If Bru or WOODS can get him here and sneak him in without anyone seeing him the hard part will be over....as long as that wind keeps picking up like that this should work out fine....Man I love it when a plan comes together KY....Ky just smiles ....HEHEHEHE I hear ya bro me to.... Tunes is going to say he is playing a Saturday Night Six Pack before he leaves so if he picks some good rock songs that will buy him 25 to 30 minutes to get here...Then he can start spinning CDs and Broadcasting from the garage and no one will know the difference especially while they are on that HUNCH PUNCH.....
Back in the Driveway...
Bru is powerbraking that 57 and smoking up the party...wish he would have done that in the street instead of in the driveway..Mrs. Moon is going to make me pay for that one...Damn where is WOODS KY... Dont know Jimmy you think he got pulled over or something...Dont know but I am more worried about where the hell Tunes is than him getting ran down by the police....Hey dudes I am right here...WOODS where did you come from bro...I slid through the smoke that Bru made in the driveway to sneak Tunes into the make shift studio...We had to lose that Dude BERTAS RACING in that Spookmobile of his...He thought he was gonna run with us but you would have been proud Moon Brothers if you had seen us leave him in the wind....Speaking of wind it is kicking up a bit more now...I think we got luck on our side tonight...I feel real lucky....real lucky......
Back at he HUNCH PUNCH area....
That dude DRAFTERS who just opened up his second big night club...DRAFTERS 2 was partying down with some cheerleaders and looking like he was having a big time ... several other SPOOKS were jumping around now acting a lot like some wild animals or something of the sort ...you know like maybe some CAT/DAWG CRANKY AZZED MONKEYS or something....anyway the HUNCH PUNCH seemed to be doing its job...The SPOOKS were unaware that the punch was spiked and never noticed that that none of the Multiple Os were drinking their favorite drink...You see the HUNCH PUNCH will really bring out the ability to have MULTIPLE Os to a new level when used properly and not abused....when HUNCH PUNCH is abused...like say to much consumed then it will make you paronoid..afraid..SPOOKED if you will...and there is nothing worse than a SPOOKED SPOOK...they are just downright scared to death ...perified....and that is where we need them to be....Over the speakers TUNER says how is everybody doing tonight...good I hope..bad storms tonight...be near or around shelter...Here is a little something fitting to listen to tonight...RIDERS ON THE STORM...
Continued again....need another cold one... |
Edited by - jimmymoon on 05/07/2006 02:12:05 AM |
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jimmymoon
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 7:26:26 PM
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Damn KY that shine got that dude that has been doing all that talking about the race and flashing them tickets around tore up a little but not that much....what his name BUBBA or something like that...No No they call him SIR BAMA...dont know what that is all about but that is what they call him...Well we got to get him and his buddy TEX there a little tighter...maybe they need some YELLER BEER.....you think ...Ya bro that ought to do it...get em right....So everything is going alright...just as planned...but how we gonna get them tickets out in the open and able to be snatched Jimmy...Ya I know I didnt tell you that part did I Ky ... well looka here...I am pretty sure BAMA and I am damn sure TEX aint about to back out of any Texas Hold Em game of cards...Just go snag the playing cards bro and I will get the chips and some cash out of the safe in the garage floor......
In the Garage..
Got some cash and some chips...Hey Tunes...When I call your cell and request some LED ZEPPELIN you will know the time has come to start the ball rolling...Man whatever you do dont get to tight on that Smirnoff...We need you right bro...Heading back out to the deck to try and get a game going and seen some Spook called FUGLY chasing his hat across the yard....Wind is playing right into our hands....I mean it couldnt be any better for a soon to be TORNADO Warning...SIR BAMA was trying to tell the spooks that there wasnt anything to worry about...there wouldnt be any tornadoes tonight...but the HUNCH PUNCH was really taking effect on the other spooks...And you could see it in thier eyes...Wind was really blowing and Howling...and KYMOON,Myself, BAMA and TEX just sat down to supposedly a game of HOLD EM...BRU , WOODS and some others were gathering some debris type stuff such as lawn chairs....newspaper from the neighboring town....Shakey who owns the local car lot already got TEX and BAMA another YELLER BEER poured up in a Corona bottle and served it up to them....The girls of the Os were putting the fear of the last Tornados that hit the area into the mind of the SPOOKS girls...Bama says split them chips up there Jimmy so we can get started...I aint scared of any Tornado... The Yeller Beer with the shine and the HUNCH PUNCH was finally getting to Bama and ole TEX...gotta give it to em them boys can hang with the best...and they are sure enough drinking with the best now....KYMOON says I hate playing with chips...I say I do to...seems like you are playing for fun....Well hell then we will play with some cash then boys....Bama and Tex are digging for some cash and we pull out our stack of green and it is a little more than they had figured on...not to be showed up they look at each other and we are hoping they are thinking what we think they are....and sure enough bam out comes a stack of tickets to a Saturday Night Race At Richmond....Into the pot they go and quickly KY puts the stack of cash on top of the tickets so none of the SPOOKS catch on to the fact TEX and BAMA are wagering their tickets for a chance to win a nice little stack of cash..we knwe we were really no match for them at HOLD EM but we wernt planning on getting that far....Excuse me guys while I take a leak before we get started....Ya the old man said drinking was just whizzing away your money but what a way to let it go....
In the John...
Giving Tunes a call on his cell ...OK bro lets get the ball rolling...You alright Tunes...sure COUGH COUGH...sure thing COUGH COUGH...BLACK SABBATH SWEET LEAF playing on the radio from the MOCK radio station hidden in the office of the garage...TUNER play some LED ZEPPELIN so everybody will know to do their part in SPOOKING the SPOOKS into believing that the storm is coming....or here..now..TUNER...Give it a break man we are right there ...it is time...OH Okay Moon COUGH COUGH COUGH....Ya alright I am ready...COOL then later bro..... |
Edited by - jimmymoon on 05/07/2006 02:22:20 AM |
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jimmymoon
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 8:15:20 PM
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OUT OF THE JOHN
Back at the table Kymoon is shuffling the cards....he may never deal.....or if he does hopefully it won't be many hands....Over the radio comes the sound of the emergency broadcast system.....don't know how the H E double L he did that in the shape he is in but he by god made it seem real.....A tornado was spotted in the nearby town of Frog Jump and was devasting....A dairy cow and a GREYWOLFwere seen swirling in the funnel....it is heading straight for Hwy 124 and Bean Switch Road.....In my best scared to chit voice...Oh my god that is the intersection right down there where the SPEEDBUMPS are....What's that....Damn BRU is good....landed that paper right on the table....it is a paper from the next town.... Frog Jump Tribune... it must be headed straight for us....WOODS tosses the lawn chairs from the deck and they land right in the middle of everybody....what the...screaming the SPOOKED SPOOKS are really getting with it now...petrified...screaming what are we going to do....Well I just put in a new storm shelter you guys....ahhhh...relief....was in the air...but it only holds ten people....KY was doing a good job of acting nervous as a you know what in church...and the color had sort of left the faces of our hold em poker counterparts....THE YELLER BEER had kicked in with the HUNCH PUNCH and they were scared as hell.... ONLY 10 people...Ya well I tell ya what....we don't have time...we need to hurry....if everyone agrees we don't have time to play a game of hold em....we will just draw for high...KY already ripped a small slit in the 2 of spades and can see it....Bru and WOODS are tossing stuff like crazy off the balcony now...damn some of that stuff is nice they need to slow up a bit...but man it looks real...the looks on all the SPOOKS faces was worth the trouble in itself..... SIS had the biggest gleam in her eyes....you could see it even with the fake look of fear on her face.....she was enjoying seeing Bama all tore up....the card is drawn....it is a 3 of hearts that TEX turns over....Fourwide in the meantime is just getting done with the stocking of the storm shelter....a box in the corner contained a 12 of YELLOW BEER...a light with batteries and a radio with a cassette and some munchies.....a small note taped to the top....FOURWIDE runs up the stairs....drops his gun...chit...grabs it and makes it out just as KY has turned over the 2 of spades and the tears turned to joy on the faces of the SPOOKS....hauling azz to the shelter BAMA jerks open the door and TEX runs into him and BAMA says dammit BACK OFF TEX.... KYMOON snags the tickets as I snag the cash...Man this has come together nicely...TUNER IS ON THE RADIO.....breaking up now and then like the power is going to go out....BRU and Woods still throwing stuff.....The TORNADO was spotted 1 minute from 124 and Bean Switch Road....we don't have much time...hey how about ladies first dudes....everybody on their own SIR BAMA says....KY is doing his part getting everybody in the shelter.....the Os girls are really laying it on now....how they are so scared but that we would be alright under the house maybe.....NOT A SPOOK WAS WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR SPOT IN THE SHELTER.....NOT THAT THEY WEREN'T GOOD FOLKS THEY JUST HAD TO MUCH HUNCH PUNCH....PARANOIA HAD SET IN....As the last spook RAPTRESS a real trooper....made it into the shelter KY slipped the Padlock on instead of the little safety latch that came with it.....It was done....Drafters dug deep for his survival knife and the light stick he religiously carried with him and gave the light a snap.....it lit up the shelter....the shelter seemed small with all the spooks in there...they noticed the note and the box....the note said sorry....what the ?!?!....says Raptress....they pull out the light and radio and the batteries.....they turn on the radio and there is some dude talking and it isn't TUNER.....MMMMMMMM.. ...MMMMMMM weather tonight....partly cloudy.....a little windy but no severe weather in the area....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I told you Bama....NO you didn't say chit Tex.....We been had...the letter reads......enjoy the YELLER BEER.... WE ARE HEADED TO RICHMOND ......FOR A SULTRY SATURDAY NIGHT Os TYPE OF RACE.....
SIGNED
FOURWIDE |
Edited by - jimmymoon on 05/07/2006 09:41:55 AM |
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Four Wide Racing
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 8:28:52 PM
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Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing
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Heavy Chevy
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 9:14:03 PM
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KQQL.. Now that's a story! Good one, now I need a drink.... Peace 
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Sooner Sis
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 9:24:09 PM
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Great Story Jimmy!!
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Whiskey
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 9:27:12 PM
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Whoo Hoo...Very funny, Jimmymoon!!!Great job!
Makes me kind of thirsty too.and....
Heck yeah, I caught it...
AAA+++!!!
POF!
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Edited by - Whiskey on 05/06/2006 9:27:45 PM |
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bruskiracing
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 02:21:11 AM
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Them silly spooks thought we was playin Texas Hold Em
whilst all along we was playin SNOOKER
Now where'd that key go you ask?
I hear Fourwide took it home with him and tossed it
Its now somewhere on the bottom of Lake
ERIE
Great story jimmy |
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Raptress Racing
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 06:17:09 AM
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Now that was funny!!! Great job Jimmy!!
Dang, these peeps got some creative minds!!!
RCR
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Fred & Barney
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 06:30:05 AM
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Great story Jimmy!!
Right Coast Racers
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Cowboy
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 06:36:52 AM
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Great Job Jimmy!
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Bonac South Racing
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 08:22:22 AM
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Great piece of literature, Jimmy
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 08:43:27 AM
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LMFAO...........One of the best stories I seen this year...............And what a Plan as well.........you sure you a contractor Jimmy not a story writer for a major Newspaper..................Great deal and Plan Jimmymoon!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just have one quick question, any way I can get a sample of that HUNCH PUNCH...........just to see what kind of side effects it delivers!!!!!!!!!!!
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jimmymoon
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 09:39:51 AM
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| Have the secret recipe ready to email you at any time.... If you are a MULTIPLE O you have the rights to it...but once you get the recipe for the HUNCH PUNCH you can never leave the Os pitbox....Thanks for the kind words on the story Bro...Tuner was a big part of making the plan come together.... |
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Drafters
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 10:28:57 AM
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| I'm going to have to wait until I have some more time to read this mini series. |
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Val
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Posted - 05/07/2006 : 9:05:14 PM
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Great Job Jimmymoon!!
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Sultry Saturday at Richmond
