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Thelma Louise
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 Posted - 08/08/2004 : 07:25:56 AM
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THELMA LOUISE REPORTING FOR FANTASY THUNDER.....
Morning to all of you Die Hard Race Fans- Well, we finally made it to the Brickyard-- Who know's why, But for some reason when one of dem Boys win here, they gets on their knees and put their lips on dem dirty ole Bricks and give a Big Smootch.. Ole Thelma already sent Mr Ray Evernham a note telling him if CuTiE PiE wins, Ole Thelma would like to be the BRICK that CuTiE PiE Kisses....
Few Notes to Ponder
***Theres still time to get "Ole Thelma Special" extra team for $80.00 buck-a- roos.... Just go back and read the Post called:
Kiss my (_!_)(_!_) Bricks... What a deal... Posted by Thelma Yesterday Evening..Keep In mind Special only good til One Hour before that Green Rag Drops...
***If you ain't got your "Regional" Pit box pickins together-- Lets get em' there. If you dont know the Region you lives-- just pick a box--If'in you still confused.. See The Peace Man--Heavy-Chevy, Dat boy can give you proper guidence.
***If you Wanna be a Make believe Driver-- Dem PC Racing Boys gots room for more, But I hear you gotta gets you act togeter pretty quick..Ole Thelma thinking dat gal Mrs. Raptress- should be teaching dem boys how to Race-- Dat gal can surely pick a Winning Team...
***Now that Ole Thelma gots her a paying team-- She will be taking all Bribes from the higest bidders to join their Pit Boxes...But-- One Catch... (If I accept the Bribe- The Briber gots to join "CuTiE PiE Pit Box...
***Speaking Of CuTiE PiE~~ Dat boy was ZooM~~ZooM~~ fastest in Happy Hour. Fer as that goes, all dem Evernham Boys including Mr. Awesomeville from Dawsonville, looking pretty Stout!!!
***Race boys have now learned a "New Rule" as results of Mr Jimmy Johnson~~putting up that Lowes sign--
Heres the Rule--(Located on page 6548- Section 8-Rule-467A) "You do Chit like dat"- - Pay a fine of $10,000.00
THELMAS New Tier Picking Chart:
If they Green (Means Money)---- means gonna Help you Salary Cap
If they Red (Means Losing Money)--Dats gonna yank some of your Salary Cap
If they Black (Means gonna stay bout Same) Dats gonna keeps your Salary Cap bout the same..
TIER ONE
ROBOT KENESTH
JIMBO
JR
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TONY THE MENANCE
RAINBOW DUDE
TIER TWO
HAPPY
M&M ~~~~MAN
BOBBIE LABONTE
KYLE'S BROTHER
NO NECK NEWMAN
TIER THREE
BAD LUCK MARTIN
BROWN TRUCK MAN
HEY ~~~JEREMEY
HAVOLINE POSTER BOY
```RuuuuSSSTTyyyyy````
TIER FOUR
GOT MILK
YAP~ YAP WALTRIP
CuTiE~~~~PiE~~
`````STURLIN`````
THE OTHER GORDON-
BIFFY BOY
TIER FIVE
```````NEMO--CHOKE`````
```BLANEY````
SLICKER VICKERS
***WImmmmmER***
RUDD OVER`````& OUT````
TARGET```CASEY
NO SPONSER BURTON
TIER SIX
```DRIVING THE 43 NOW``
WILL RACE FOR FOOD-49
VICTORY JUNCTION GUY
ONE PUNCH JIMMY
BRANDON'S GONE
~~RIGGS~~
****WARBA``BURTON
``TIDE RIDE``
Thelmas Brick Kisser Pick~~~M&M Boy~~~
Thelmas Kiss Thelma Pick~~CuTiE PiE~~
THIS IS THELMA LOUISE REPORTING FOR FANTASY THUNDER~~GOOD LUCK WITH YER PICKINS...
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Edited by - Thelma Louise on 08/08/2004 08:30:52 AM
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Speir Racin
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 08:30:51 AM
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 08:50:16 AM
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DAM Thelma all I got to say is that "Know Nothing Garrow" sure can learn from you, Thanks Thelma, and as far as the Pit box deal if you join the POF pit box, I will put my Beaver Tuner team in Cutie Pie's Pit box, best offer I could make Thelma, since I am MOB connected, I could not come up with an offer you could not refuse!!!!!!!!!!Good Luck today and hope your predictions come true............
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT |
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Thelma Louise
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:15:06 AM
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Ok- -Looney Tunes-- I joined your POF- - But dont see your name in CuTiE PiEs Box. ....
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Kens Racers
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:23:27 AM
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Cowboy Jim
United States
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:29:10 AM
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Awesome report there Thelma!
As far as the Regional Pit Box and you being a SOUTHERNBELLE and all there is only one place RENEGADESOUTH
The Fastes Pit Box in Town!!!!!!
The bribe is good old SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY and your best opprotunity to Win!!!!!!
RENEGADESOUTH
POF
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Thelma Louise
Usa
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:35:47 AM
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HEY COWBOY- - DAT MEAN YOU GONNA JOIN CuTiE PiE's PIT BOX-- I JOINED THE SOUTH.......
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Cowboy Jim
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:39:23 AM
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Fair is Fair Thelma! I gotta tell ya I am a hard core #6 fan and the Cuttie Pie thing is a little tough however sign me up!!!!!!666666COWBOY
RENEGADESOUTH
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Drafters
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:40:38 AM
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I was thinking the value changes didn't start until next week until I read your report so I booted McMurray for Martin. I think you just saved me some money. Thanks Thelma.  |
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Kens Racers
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:43:54 AM
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| ypou were thinkn rite drafty |
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Thelma Louise
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 10:45:57 AM
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No problem-- Drafty-- Good Luck to You, WAIT-- - You don't Need Luck. . You got some Missles...
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 11:11:33 AM
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OK Thelma a DEAL is a Deal, I am a man of my word!!!!!!!!!!! so I have accepted you into the POF family, pit box, now I am just waiting for you to accept my Beaver Tuner into Cutie Pie's Pit box!!!!!!!!!! Plus I left a message for you in the POF tread Thelma hope you get a laugh out of it...................You know me Thelma just being Mr Loonie Tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
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Drafters
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 11:52:32 AM
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| Hey Thelma, someone's knocking on your door. |
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Thelma Louise
Usa
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Posted - 08/08/2004 : 5:45:52 PM
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Welcome to CuTiE PiE's Box--- Drafty.. Glad to see some Men here are Masculine enuff to admit that Kasey is a CuTiE PiE.....
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Drafters
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Posted - 08/09/2004 : 09:27:54 AM
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Since Cutie Pie and me are sorta almost neighbors I thought I should join.
Was it just my imagination or did Jr. change his hair? He kind of looked like Bill Elliott in the pre-race interview. |
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Half Fast Racing
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Posted - 08/09/2004 : 09:39:38 AM
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Jr's hair was singed in the fire
If you're not making dust...you're eating it!!!
 Midwest Pitbox....We Make Dust!!!
Bevers Will Rise To The Occasion!
POF....Best Free Game In Town
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