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Thelma Louise
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 Posted - 10/03/2004 : 07:29:55 AM
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Thelma Louise Reporting for Fantasy Thunder
Ole Thelma reporting from the infield of Talledaga, where all the Earnhardt Jr fans are now filling their beer cans and bottles with rocks, they praticed all night getting the right loft on their throwing form, where dey could busta windshield even if a undesiried winner makes his victory lap up against da fence.
Now Ole Thelma can't predict when one of dem enjun's gonna blow, CuTiE PiE- Should have won dat race.. I think Old Mister Evernham be giving da good chit to Jeremmmmieeee....
Mister Drafty if'in you developed an epiphany, I tink da local drug store carries some creams dat will help dat itchin'
So--
In our Chase for the big silver trophy from Nextel--
We got 8 ta go..
Race #1 -- Dat Buschieee was Rulin
Race #2 -- Da No Neck Boy evidently bought da track
Race #3 -- Who Be Wreckin
Now of da Ten race Chase Drivers-- Who's turn is it to have da bad Luck?
Thus far-- da bad moJo has come to ---
Kenesth- for improper parking
Mayfield- for being around Robbie Gordon
Stewart- Ditto-- and--didn't look like they were through with each other....
Newman- Ran out of enJun--
Now Ole Dega should clip a couple more this week.....I'm thinking dat Buschie--and M&M boy might get MoJoed this week....
Happy Hour- -
**Front row Joe had his car on da go..he just got a breakin problem, every time he puts on da breaks- looks like da enJun blows...I think dis is on purpose, if he needs a caution-just taps breaks, and Nascar be thinking he blowed up!!!
**No Neck Newman was 2nd fastest--BUT--Ole Thelma cant rely on dat-- cuz da boy likes to see how many times his car will flip round in da air at restricter plate tracks.. He thinks he can do better than M&M boy did last fall at dega...
**Gordon was 3rd fastest -- hes lookin for a sweep--But- Nascar has informed him if he wins-- he will have to stay after race and help clean up track.. Mike Helton has invited him to use start finish line as Victory Lane-- IF HE DARE'S!!!!!
**4th Fastest was dat Bright Orange Cingular Car-thats right--- Robbie Gordon, word has it, Robbie painted "Here-Tony,Tony,Tony!!! on the back of his car last night.
**5th fastest- Pink Energizer Bunny Car- Casey Mears- da boy might wanna hold on to one of dem wabbits feet....
**Earnhardt Jr was 36 fastest in happy hour--I am sure they will get dat straighten out--Jr and Helton had big Steak din-din at da Waffle House off I-20 last night..
Now-- This just in--
Special News Flash
Seceret Meeting Held--
The 33 drivers not in the chase have had a seceret meeting amongst themselves and decided that this chit of 8 of da 10 boys finihing in the Top 10 wont fly this week- So-a vote was taken, and since Robbie is already on everyones Chit list, he was elected to be "da Man" in charge of making da "Big One" happen right round the chase boys..
Ole Thelmas Dark Horse Picks-- Ricky Rudd and Terry Labonte
Ole Thelmas Chase for Cup Pick-- Gotta go with da #24 Sweeping...
Best of Luck to All Teams Today--
Mister Drafty--Hope this brings some color into yer Life. ..
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Edited by - Thelma Louise on 10/03/2004 07:36:40 AM
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Speir Racin
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 07:35:57 AM
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...BURP
...VERY GOOD CUZZETTE
...TELL GHOST TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES
...COUGH COUGH
RENEGADESOUTH
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remmey
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 08:33:51 AM
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| Best one yet Thelms'! |
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Thelma Louise
Usa
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:14:53 AM
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cummin from da PC champ --
Ole Thelma take dat a compliment!!
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SpeedBump
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 10:10:38 AM
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Good job Thelma..........
Yeah, I'd like to see Jeffy do another one of his "spontaneous" celebrations out on the front stretch if he would happen to luck into a win this week.
I'm guessin' the pit crew and announcers wouldn't be quite as quick to rush out to greet him. Just Jeff out there doing his little dance as he tries to miss the Beer cans!!!  |
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Drafters
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 10:15:25 AM
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Me thinketh I be needin anti-beguiling cream instead.
I'm having a volcano up here. Need ash cream also.
The Great Northwest - Esse quam videri
BFG - Audemus jura nostra defendere |
Edited by - Drafters on 10/03/2004 10:16:45 AM |
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roundman_jr
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 11:10:39 AM
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great job thelma as always
hmmmmm... you didnt pick where cutie pie is finishing  how can i tell you im not racing if you dont make that pick??????
roundman_jr
RENEGADE SOUTH
A Few "ROUNDS" Of ~~~~
True 42's PitBox
Johnsons
BEVERS
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Slipry Bob
USA
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 11:23:15 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Drafters
Me thinketh I be needin anti-beguiling cream instead.
I'm having a volcano up here. Need ash cream also.
The Great Northwest - Esse quam videri
BFG - Audemus jura nostra defendere
Ash cream?Butt Paste?  
 BFG  SO CAL ROCKS JOHNSONS |
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Drafters
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 11:31:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Slipry Bob
quote:
Originally posted by Drafters
Me thinketh I be needin anti-beguiling cream instead.
I'm having a volcano up here. Need ash cream also.
The Great Northwest - Esse quam videri
BFG - Audemus jura nostra defendere
Ash cream?Butt Paste?
BFG SO CAL ROCKS JOHNSONS
Only needed when mooning volcano. |
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