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Thelma Louise
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 Posted - 06/13/2004 : 06:37:29 AM
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Thelma Louise Reporting for Fantasy Thunder
Good Morning Race fans Thelma Louise Reporting from Pocono~~ after that Fiasco from last week, Thelma's still scratching her head wondering what the HECK Nascar will pull on its fans Today.
Thelma Hooked on Nascar-- Hey anybody ever spell nascar backwards??
Lookie at what you get___Racsan____Thats what them drivers do.. English spelling is __Racing___
Well Racsan is what we talking about Right?
Hello,,, I am waiting for answer-- ok, Off the Racing subject for a few, Thelma wondering if Fantasy Thunder is Racing Site or a Fantasy Thunder is soap Opera site "As the Thunder Strikes" Must say you boys and girls have some pretty good reads, even noticed a few new names pop up (Rhonda and Sue). Speeds under some Rock, Drafters got the Rockets loaded again, The DDDDC and Team Budweiser saga continues with a splash of Remmey in the mix now, Wheelie off at some campsite, Daves got 4 numbers, Ghost continues to stir, Dragon99 got some sort of package, Four Wide wanting Dragons package, Speedbump has got BuTT paste confused with BC powder not sure if hospitalization will be required for that. Well Ole Thelma has enjoyed the entertainment you boys and girls provide. Keep it up, and try to remember everyone here should probablby be under that Rock with Speed they just aint got pegged yet.
Back To Racing...........Well..... NASCAR got another one wrong by giving Mark Martin his lap back on lap 319 at Dover, when in fact Dave Blaney, should have got the lucky dog pass to get back on the lead lap. It would seem to me, a nonpartial fan, that it would make sense to declare Tony Stewart , who finished 2nd to mark, the winner, and move Mark to the first car one lap down!!! Thanks for that information Speedbump--
Thelma wonders if Drafters could change his coodornates to point at that big red TARGET on Mears car, if we take him out before race Drafter he wont be able to spill oil on track and Mess up My Cutie Pies first win (Kasey Kahne) while you at it Drafter go ahead and take out that Bushie (Kurt) if you take him out, he won't be able to wreck the rest of the field.
The Dodge Boys Mayfield and Kahne look mighty sporty today...
The Hendrick Boys all in top 5 Happy hour speeds...
** But Thelma worried bout that 24 car- Two bad weeks in a row..
Will Mark Martin use the Win from last weeek(However he got it, its a Win) as a stepping stone to do some good racing again?
Tony and Dale Jr- had a close 2nd-3rd finish last week You know Jr. is loving the nice size point lead.
Riggs came in 5th last week-- just a result of Nascars Blunders..
The Pocono Takers and Shakers:
(Remember this is the past-- Nascar is creating a new future--It appears history ain't in our favor anymore with the new Rules)
**Ryan Newman-- 4 starts--1win-- 3 top 10's
**Jeff Gordon--22 starts--3wins-15 top 10's
**Mark Martin--24 starts--0wins-17 top 10's
**Tony Stewart-10 starts--1win - 8 top 10's
**Dale Jarret--24 starts--3wins-16 top 10's
**Jimmy Johnson-4 starts--0wins- 1 top 10
**Matt Kenesth- 8 starts -0wins- 4 top 10's
**Earnhardt Jr- 8 starts -0wins- 3 top 10's
Thelma taking Mayfield, Kahne, Stewart, Rusty and Jr. as the boys to look out for......ok,ok If I got to just pick one for the Win.. I say Mayfield. .sorry Cutie Pie. .
Thelma Louise wishing all Player's Good Luck this week!!!!!!!
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Four Wide Racing
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 08:12:49 AM
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Drafters
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 08:40:55 AM
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| After strapping that missile on the Camaro I got as far as Portland before stopping for gas and then the Camaro wouldn't start. So, I'm sitting there in the middle of liberalville when a bunch of left-wing anti-gun nuts show up protesting my missile then I realize I still got a little fuel in the SS-20. I stick my arm out the window, give the anti-gun nuts the finger and then hit the missile on switch. Wow, didn't give any thought to firing that thing up in a gas station and left several city blocks in flames but I did get away from those anti-gun nuts. Finally made it to Gold Beach but never did learn how to turn off the missle so was looking in the instruction booklet when I hit a big bump in the road and now find myself in low earth orbit (sure glad I got that leaky seal fixed on the T-Top). Ooops, looks like China thinks I'm leading an American first strike against them. This looks better then the 4th of July but darn, I'm lost in space and hundreds of nukes heading for the U.S.A. See what you did Wheelie! |
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Drafters
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 09:05:12 AM
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| Well Wheelie, looks like you're off the hook. Apparently this alien invasion fleet up here doesn't want a radioactive earth to conquer. I'm being tractor beamed into one of their ships holds. I hope they breath air because I was about to run out (this will teach me to leave my space suit at home). Oh my gosh, earth is being invaded by the planet of beautiful blonde naked high school cheerleaders. Ooooo!OOOOOO! Make that beautiful blonde naked kinky high school cheerleaders. Please, take me to your cheerleader leader! |
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SpeedBump
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 10:00:30 AM
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~~~~~~~~Hang on drafters.........I'm coming to help~~~~~~~ |
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Tuner Racing
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 10:26:51 AM
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All I have to say is I am GLAD I live in CANADA, seeing Drafters aim is not that GOOD or I hope it is not, LOL...............
Tuner Racing
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T&L Wheelock Racing
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 4:16:04 PM
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ALRIGHTY THEN DRAFTERS...it is a relief to know all is well with us again... Had me worried so I thought safest thing was to head for the mountians ... sorry about the camaro...I did figure that it might not make it...
I well try to watch how I put things in the future ... I can see how it is all my fault you are doing the orbit thing.. hope you have soft landing... OUT of guilt only I will try to catch a ride with SPEEDBUMP and help out with them alien ..NAKED.... BLONDE...KINKY... CHEERLEADERS..looks like we might need all our heads to solve that problem
 So Cal Pitbox Rocks
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SpeedBump
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 7:53:13 PM
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Wheelie.......am havin trouble gettin something put together to make it into orbit!! I think if we can wait till it gets a little closer to the 4th of July I will have all the coordinants figured and the supplies for our trip put together!! You need to let me know how much weight I should allow for you and your supplies. You'll probably need a wet suit and will have to shave your head for the trip. I''l keep everyone posted on our lift off time as I'm sure they won't want to be outside when we blast off!!
"To Infinity and Beyond"!!!!!!! |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 8:22:23 PM
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OKIE DOKIE SPEEDBUMP.. keep me posted on how we are doing.....This is a very important mission ..DRAFTERS being there with all them BLONDE...NAKED...KINKY..CHEERLEADERS just can't be a good thing and I am sure the man will welcome our help...
AS far as supplies I will have several boxes of "wet suits".. and..If need be I will shave more than is normal.(for me anyway)
AS far as 4th of July blastoff.....might be to late for me..the anticipation (of helping free DRAFTERS) is already causing a lot of pressure..
Also with that poor man being up there by himself so long there is no telling what kind of evil deeds they may putting him threw..
I feel we need to get to hopping on this soon
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
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SpeedBump
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Posted - 06/13/2004 : 8:58:10 PM
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Your probably right Wheelie........the more I think about Drafters needin help, the more I realize the need to get rollin on this mission!!! I hate to ask for help but we may need to see if our fellow Thunder players could help us finacially to make this mission a success!!
I think in light of the situation I'm going to go to plan "B"!! I know you work on Motor homes, lets see if we can borrow one of you customers motor homes, to use as our space vehicle!! We'll be able to get more suppies for our trip that way!! I'm thinkin.......we'll drive it up to the top of one of them mountains out your way.....cut the back out of it, stand it on its end and put enought charge under her to blast that sucker into orbit!! That trick used to work with a tin can and a firecracker, so I don't see why it won't work with a Motor Home. Might hold off on tellin the owner we're gonna use their Motor home, don't want em to get Nervous!!
"To Infinity and Beyond" |
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Drafters
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 10:06:09 AM
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| I'm back, alien invasion fleet gone. Let me tell ya, what an experiance. Turns out the men on their planet are not satisfying these women so the gals have been searching the galaxy for something new. I met the head alien cheerleader and told her about Thunder and all the great guys here and was then invited to participate in a three thousandsome. I left my laptop with the head cheerleader so she could learn more about the men of Thunder and soon learned that they have a product that puts Viagra to shame. Everything was going so well when all of a sudden the head cheerleader comes in, grabs me by the you know what and throws me across the room (that really hurt). She comes running over and shoves the laptop in my face and there's the note from Rdj1homegirl about Speed. She said something about all earth men being cads and I was then led back to the Camaro and was ejected out the hold. Luckily I was ejected in the direction of earth and soon hit the atmosphere but then realized Camaro's drop like a rock. Well, after some thought I got out some rope, tied the ends to the T-Top handles and popped the T-tops open so the inside of the tops stayed hingned to the car. This gave me some lift and control and I was able to bring her down on I-5 south of Seattle but hit hard and ruined the suspension. The heat on reentry didn't do my hood much good and I don't think it's repairable but it starts again. |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
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Posted - 06/14/2004 : 10:20:58 AM
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WELL ,glad you are safe DRAFTERS.. I just can't imagine the things you have been put threw..
SHEEEEEET!!!! Now I got to splain to owner of this mororhome why it got no back and is pointed to the sky......and gotta rent that choper again to get back down off the mountian
So Cal Pitbox Rocks
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Roundman
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~*~*Thelma Louise~-*:*-~Pocono~*~*~
