Thelma Louise Garrow Reporting for Fantasy Thunder Hurricane Charlie has done his damage- and the weather should hold up for the race today...
Qualifying Rained out-- Pruitt said Good-Bye and Bois Said "See-Ya"
Its a Road Race, So look for the Usual Suspects to Be in the Usual Places...ie: Jimmy Spensor in da Back, A Gordon in da front. Road Races are always a crap shoot-- You'll have to anser your own burning Questions this week:
Here are a few of mine: 1. Will Jeff Gordon make it on Gas, or for that matter make it through, dem engines kinda iffy'? 2. Will Dale Jarrett Stay out of Kitty Litter? 3. Will Robbie Gordon have any new electrical devices installed in his car that might catch a Fire? 4. Can Ron Fellows Pass 42 Cars, or will he only pass 41? 5. Will Dave Blaney Wreck the "99" Car or drive to front of race and show RCR wat dey be missing? 6. Will it be Tony Stew-- or Tony Stewart?
The Only thing Ole Thelma knows fer sure is that CuTiE PiE will Make it to the front-- Even if his crew does have the Flu-- Mr Heavy Chevy--can you see what finger Ole Thelma has Up?????
Thelma's prediction for highest Score this week: Mr. Fast-n-Furious- Dat's not cause Fast is picking the Team, its Cause Fast has a Parrot picking for him, and Dat bird is Gooood.
THELMAS New Tier Picking Chart: If they Green (Means Money)---- means gonna Help you Salary Cap If they Red (Means Losing Money)--Dats gonna yank some of your Salary Cap If they Black (Means gonna stay bout Same) Dats gonna keeps your Salary Cap bout the same..
TIER ONE ROBOT KENESTH JIMBO JR . TONY THE MENANCE RAINBOW DUDE
TIER TWO HAPPYM&M ~~~~MAN BOBBIE LABONTE KYLE'S BROTHER NO NECK NEWMAN
TIER THREE BAD LUCK MARTIN BROWN TRUCK MAN HEY ~~~JEREMEY HAVOLINE POSTER BOY ```RuuuuSSSTTyyyyy````
TIER FOUR GOT MILK YAP~ YAP WALTRIP CuTiE~~~~PiE~~ `````STURLIN````` THE OTHER GORDON- BIFFY BOY
TIER FIVE ```````NEMO--CHOKE````` ```BLANEY```` SLICKER VICKERS ***WImmmmmER*** RUDD OVER`````& OUT```` TARGET```CASEY NO SPONSER BURTON
TIER SIX ```DRIVING THE 43 NOW`` WILL RACE FOR FOOD-49 VICTORY JUNCTION GUY ONE PUNCH JIMMY BRANDON'S GONE ~~RIGGS~~ ****WARBA``BURTON ``TIDE RIDE``
Thelma's Dark Horsie Pick's~~Mayfield~~ Nemochoke~~ and Biffle~~
and of Corse CuTiE PiE....
Thelma Louise wishing all Teams Good Luck~~~~
Edited by - Thelma Louise on 08/15/2004 1:47:21 PM
You should give some thought to mulitple husbands Thelma. Just think of all the fun you could have managing your work gang and the fortune you would get after you divorce them all.
~~Thelma Louise~~Watkins Glen Report~~
Posted - 08/15/2004 : 08:02:57 AM
Gosh,I love you,Thelmer!!!Are you married???
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