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Thelma Louise
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 Posted - 10/10/2004 : 05:20:04 AM
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THELMA LOUISE REPORTING FOR FANTASY THUNDER
Yes ToTo.......This is Kansas......
Well What will the Word of Today be? We all know what the word waz last week...Chit, Ole Thelma got to believe they are some mad Earnhardt Jr fans out thar.. But da Jr fans need to calm down, be glad it puts a hole in da Nascar Jr Conspiracy crapola... You all know that Jr boy will come back with Advengence--I say he Bust a move down da Yellow brick road, He might even come up with a Win today, You do know that the boys Birthday is this weekend. If he wins this week, will he stay away from the reporters...
Ole Thelma sees Mister iNsTiGaToR got hit by a Chit load of Trees-- Makes Ole Thelma proud to see the Thunder family pull together to help da Ole Boy out... But as a daughter whos dad hollows War Eagles, and my Mama a Bayou CraZoid, Who luvs dem Tigers.... Ain't wantin to see a GaToR win... That would be a world of "lamade"
I don't know if'in any you folks noticed dis....But....That Ask Jeeves Dude aint got "S.hitt" on Mister Drafty.... Dat Drafty boy be knowing some chit.....
As we all know the M&M boy cant seem to quit flippin at Dega--- But-- a little good news, Hes got ToTo on da Car, and was fastest in Happy Hour...Might be a good pic for da day...
Dat Brendan Gaughan boy must have gotten wind that he was fixin to be history (he still may be) He has really stepped up to plate last week and so far this week--(still Early) Finishing top 5 last week, 2nd fastest in happy hour this week... Da boy even got himself a new straw hairdo to match his scarecrow car...
Ok..Ok..Ok.. Tony.. Remember that Ole Front Row Joe did apologize to you after that finish yesterday in Busch- Don't be Bringing yer anger to the Race today...You will probably take if out on wrong boy--- Like My CuTiE PiE.....
Ole Thelmas gotta admit that was a spectacular finish in da Buschiee Race... Ole Bugged Eye Thought he was gettin past Front Row-- Why Chit No.... He just went through all dat trouble of spinning out Tony, he sure wasen't giving up first place to Biffy....
Dat Buschie Be Rulin..... 1st in points after Jr's Chit Slip--But Ole Thelmas must say, he sure has been turning things round- Word has it he told Reports--" I don't want to win dis Championship because The Driver who should have won lost points for such a penility... Heres what Ole Thelmas says to dat Buschieee.... Come On boy Step up to the plate today and say the word S.H.I.T........
ok-- we are now 4 races into this chase...and Surprize, Surprize,Surprize.... A Chase For the Championship Boy has won the first 3-- Mayfield--Newman--Earnhardt Jr---- Who will it be Today..Dat Buschie da only one been in top 5 all 3 chase races-- Will his luck contiue, or run out today..
How the Chase Boys finished here last Year.....
Dat Buschie----40th
Earnhardt Jr---18th
Rainbow Dude--- 5th
Viagra Boy-----20th
Robot Boy------36th
Tony da Menance-4th
No Neck Newman--1st
M&M Boy--------42nd
JJ--------------7th
Jeremieee-------3rd
Thelmas Chase pick for da Day--- ToTo drives the M&M car to Victory land.....or .... Jr.. gets Tony cramps-- almost gets out of car.. decides to finish race...Pulls out a win..Runs directly to trailer to take a Chit.....
Thelmas Not in the Chase Pick for the day-- I say CuTie PiE and Rudd got a shot at the Win...
Best of Luck to all Teams
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Speir Racin
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 05:51:14 AM
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..so thel
..when auburn plays lsu
..do you cheer ?
..goeux tigers
..to keep the family peace
..right cuzzette ?
..UNITED SOUTH OF AMERICA
..a ceramic rooster , cat , donkey & pink flamingo in every back yard
..opps ~ and a broken toliet , with a floral display of plastic flowers ~ yard art ~ thanks tex
..siccum pod
RENEGADESOUTH
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Kens Racers
USA
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 07:10:36 AM
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ya fergot the broke toilet....or is that jest fer the upper in neighborhoods??? |
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Boo_Boo
USA
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 09:00:08 AM
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the toilet usually has something planted in it.....
B _ B
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Biffle ANG
USA
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 09:55:08 AM
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Hey Thelma,
Mayfild didn't will in the Chase, He won the week b4.
Dat-Bushie won at the Magic Mile in N.H. |
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Thelma Louise
Usa
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 10:32:54 AM
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Yes Biffle you win da prize for paying attention--
Just testing da brain cells of da 5077 folks who read dis-- we can see only yer brain cells working--
Race 1- wuz--Buschiee
Race 2- wuz--No Neck
Race 3- wuz--Chit Boy
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 10:37:40 AM
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....GRRRRRRRR
....I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT IF YOU HAD SAID CUTIE PIE
....GRRRRRRRR
....THEL
RENEGADESOUTH
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roundman_jr
usa
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Posted - 10/10/2004 : 11:40:03 AM
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incredibly wonderful ms thelma
since the race is on and im typing this ... im not racing but thanks for the support
  roundman_jr
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