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Dragon
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 Posted - 05/12/2006 : 3:06:46 PM
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What!! Was she LONNIE TUNES? ZIG MASTER D was absolutely THUNDERSTRUCK!
You see his Mother and Step father aka RAPID ROY THE STOCK CAR BOY. Life long Philadelphians where moving to a sub-division in Florence SC. Called HOUSES OF THE HOLY O’s, and neither of them were Baptists. So they were going to be way out in LEFT FIELD.
But the Zig Master had a plan. He would take his MUFFETTE (Raptress) to his mothers for mothers day week end and they could go see the race at Darlington and watch some FOUR WIDE RACING.
Ohh, No! Zigs mother said you’re not using my new place as a flop house (on mothers day week end no less)Taking up TWO OUTTA FOUR bedrooms so you can go see some race! And that’s final! But Zig pleaded, mom you and Roy can come too. You’re a DEIGIRL and Roy loves some SMOKIN THE SPEEDWAY. I don’t think so she said, don’t you remember last time we went their! It rained so hard I thought we where going to get hit by a TWISTER! It was more like DOLPHIN RACING then RATTLEHISCAGE RACING and the only good H2O that day was in the hot tub back at the hotel.
Well that’s fine! Zig said. I’ll just stay home drink my
TWO CANS of Beer, fire up the POWERSTROKER (ah I mean hitter, power hitter) and Go ROADKILL RACING on my computer.
 Spook Inc. ®
Zig Master D
 RCR
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." |
Edited by - Dragon on 05/12/2006 3:35:34 PM
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 3:15:51 PM
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Good One Puff.............Just one small issue with story.................Like Come on Man............JUST TWO CANS of Beer.............STOP BEING A TEASE................LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENTPOF Gaming Inc. ™
MIDWEST FANS---RCR---Martin Maniacs---Cutie Pie---Tony's Smokehouse---Junior Rocks
*********Flippin Over #99*********---HAMLIN'S HAMLET---
JOHNSONS~~~~~~BEVERS DEN~~~~~~ Home of OöO Multiple O's OöO™
http://www.1-2-free-forums.com/mf/?mforum=chevy57
In Memory of SPEED, CAL & PEGGY "Godspeed Wayne, Cal & Peggy" |
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 3:25:17 PM
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He meant...Two at a Time Tunes...Zig Master D wears his helmet while SIM Racing...
Click the link below to order yours 
http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/Beer-Helmet.html
Or if ya would like to be really styling & like to keep those beverages colder
http://www.drinkingstuff.com/store/cat/73
heck...put a pint of rum in 1 & a bottle of coke in the other 
Great Story Puff!
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing 
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 3:28:12 PM
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Well DAHHHHHHHHH sorry Thar Puff, and Thanks for setting the record strait Four Wide..........Guess I should not respond to Postings while I have BLonde Hair this week!!!!!
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENTPOF Gaming Inc. ™
MIDWEST FANS---RCR---Martin Maniacs---Cutie Pie---Tony's Smokehouse---Junior Rocks
*********Flippin Over #99*********---HAMLIN'S HAMLET---
JOHNSONS~~~~~~BEVERS DEN~~~~~~ Home of OöO Multiple O's OöO™
http://www.1-2-free-forums.com/mf/?mforum=chevy57
In Memory of SPEED, CAL & PEGGY "Godspeed Wayne, Cal & Peggy" |
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Sooner Sis
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 3:47:07 PM
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That was a GREAT story Puff! short and great
aaaahhhh Loonie Tunes....that's bout enuf of blonde jokes
º°°º MULTIPLE O's º°°º
2 Time POF QUEEN
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Speir Racin
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 4:26:59 PM
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....ATTA BOY PUFF
....THO SIS ~ I GOTTA TELL YA ~~ THE NOVELS ARENT BAD NEITHER !!
....HEH HEH HEH
Spook Inc.
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Cowboy
United States
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 4:52:20 PM
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Awesome Job Puff!
Loved it......
AAA
SpookInc.®
NASCARSOUTH
MArtin MAniAcs
POF
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Val
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 5:11:58 PM
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Good Job Dragon!!
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Tuner Racing
Canada
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 5:18:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooner Sis
That was a GREAT story Puff! short and great
aaaahhhh Loonie Tunes....that's bout enuf of blonde jokes
º°°º MULTIPLE O's º°°º
2 Time POF QUEEN
  
Tuner
POF PIT BOX~~~~JUST FOR SHEER ENJOYMENTPOF Gaming Inc. ™
MIDWEST FANS---RCR---Martin Maniacs---Cutie Pie---Tony's Smokehouse---Junior Rocks
*********Flippin Over #99*********---HAMLIN'S HAMLET---
JOHNSONS~~~~~~BEVERS DEN~~~~~~ Home of OöO Multiple O's OöO™
http://www.1-2-free-forums.com/mf/?mforum=chevy57
In Memory of SPEED, CAL & PEGGY "Godspeed Wayne, Cal & Peggy" |
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DEIGIRL
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 6:03:19 PM
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wonderful!!!! loved reading that
BEAVERS ARE HUNGRY!!!!
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Axis Of Evil
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 8:36:46 PM
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Are these stories some sort of pitbox thing or is everyone required to submit one at some time or another? Just wondering...lol.
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Dragon
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 8:45:23 PM
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They are part of the Spooks vs. O's pit box battle
Spook Inc. ®
Zig Master D
RCR
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 05/12/2006 : 11:28:00 PM
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This is a form of disease that many are familiar with....
Boredom...Attention Seeking...
KARAOKE ON A FORUM 
Sometimes associated with Bowling, now I did it again
Dirty 'Lil Boinkster
West Coast Reloaded
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Boo
USA
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Posted - 05/13/2006 : 07:09:57 AM
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Great Story PUff--
in bowling terms, I'd say, its was a strike.....
RenegadeSOUTH
Spook Inc. ®
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BAMA
United States
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Posted - 05/13/2006 : 07:44:04 AM
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...CAREFUL WARD
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Four Wide Racing
USA
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Posted - 05/13/2006 : 12:54:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by BAMA
...CAREFUL WARD
Nothin' is as EXCITING as
Four Wide Racing
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This is my story and I'm sticking to it !!!
