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T&L Wheelock Racing
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 Posted - 05/06/2006 : 09:48:31 AM
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1. COWS,
2 THE CONSTITUTION, and
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow with mad cow disease, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. Iit creates a
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Axis Of Evil
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Posted - 05/06/2006 : 3:14:51 PM
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Cows: Illegal aliens would be more like deer and less like cows. We know roughly how many deer are around and roughly where they are but that is about it for the specifics. Everytime you shoot an illegal you need to send in their left foot to the DEC for tracking purposes.
Constitution: Iraq had no terrorism before we occupied it. I get the feeling that a democratic system will not work there. The hand of tyranny keeps them in line much better than the freedom of self-determination, says history. Time will only tell. We still use our Constitution however, but just the good parts that don't interfere with partisan politics.
The 10 Commandments: I strongly believe in 8 of them but they seem to be a package deal, not unlike the aforementioned Constitution. Congress will allow them to be posted in government buildings only after they secure the right to ammend them as they see fit.
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THREE THINGS FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT:
