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T&L Wheelock Racing
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 Posted - 10/01/2004 : 10:11:16 AM
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Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are a aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
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Team Budweiser
USA
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 11:36:24 AM
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Dad Gummit, wheelz...LMAOROTC 
TB
 So Cal Pitbox Rocks
 Fantasy Thunder Player Pitbox
ONE HARD JOHNSON
 BFG
  Junior Pitbox |
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DW Motorsports
usa
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 12:11:33 PM
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| Hey T&L, my back is hurting right now for reading that. that is really funny. Thanks for the laugh. It's a good one.LMFAO. |
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Drafters
USA
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 12:49:27 PM
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We're having eruptions,
volcanic eruptions,
the temperatures rising,
the ash it's a flying
Right towards you Wheelie
The Great Northwest - Esse quam videri
BFG - Audemus jura nostra defendere |
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T&L Wheelock Racing
USA
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 1:25:34 PM
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sheech... DRAFTERS.. . get some of them weapons and alien cheerleaders working ... I just really don't have a lot of need of a bunch of ash and hot rocks..   . Ok....... thanks..
mmmmmm ash and hot rocks... that could be said different and it wouldn't be so bad.... would still have the need of alien cheerleaders..
The GREAT NORTHWEST
DALE JARRETT...we race the truck
BEVERS..... JOHNSONS....with the knowledge of what a BEAVER needs
BFG.........together always
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SpeedBump
USA
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Posted - 10/01/2004 : 8:55:11 PM
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Heavy Chevy
USA
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Posted - 10/02/2004 : 7:55:27 PM
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Too funny Wheels, lmao! ..........Peace
"JukeBox Hero's for the Chase"
B.F.G. ALWAYS!!!!
"Nor-Eastern Racers"
JuniorRocksBox "BEVERS RISE"
Today, I saw a Black Flagged sticker, on a Chevrolet,a little voice inside my head "saying don't look back" The BFG is on attack! |
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a typical South family correspondence
