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Heavy Chevy
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 Posted - 06/16/2004 : 8:53:53 PM
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THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
B.F G. A L W A Y S ! ! ! !
 R i g h t C o a s t R a c e r s  |
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remmey
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 9:07:30 PM
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Wow, that was hard on the eyes. I had to cut and paste it back to normal font to read it. Good joke tho!
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Heavy Chevy
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 9:18:06 PM
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lol, sorry, just try'na switch the subject alittle  Peace
B.F G. A L W A Y S ! ! ! !
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D.D.D.D.C.
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 9:33:18 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Heavy Chevy
lol, sorry, just try'na switch the subject alittle Peace
B.F G. A L W A Y S ! ! ! !
R i g h t C o a s t R a c e r s
Good one I'll tell that tomorrow at work |
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Rdj1homegirl
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 10:12:18 AM
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Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him and pleads with him that now that he is graduating from school he would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me!" He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he understood and said, "Ok, Dad.
A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him wanting a new two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse "....as soon as the tractor is paid for...."
Shortly after that his youngest (age 4) is bugging him for a tricycle. Again, old dad gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling to himself.
His dad says, standing near by says, "Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that."
The little boy says "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid off!!!" |
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roundman_jr
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 4:31:52 PM
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omg that one was great rdj1
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Rdj1homegirl
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 8:18:10 PM
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omg that one was great rdj1
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